Twilight Fic: You're All Wet
Title: You’re All Wet
Author: caffeinified
Fandom: Twilight Series
Characters/Pairing: The Pack, Jacob/Nessie, Rosalie, and Alice
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This is just for fun.
Summary: Short little scene post Breaking Dawn. Other than that, completely AU.
Massive paws sank deep into a thick blanket of pristine white ice as Jacob romped around in the snow, playful and gamesome. With him, four other abnormally giant wolves did the same; Embry, Leah, Seth and Quil. To any onlookers it would be a sight to behold in lieu of the sheer size of the creatures. What sounded like growls and snarls to the outside world was a lively conversation and a collation of laughter and chiding in the collective and interconnected mind of the Pack. The snow was still falling in a heavy sheet to add to the scene. Any that landed on the overheated bodies of the werewolves melted instantly into a thick mane of fur.
’Hey Leah, you’re all wet’
‘Yeah? So are you.’
‘Yeah but you’re more wet.’
‘Jacob, be care-‘ Seth stopped short as he watched Leah skid in the snow to rain a pile of the wet sheet on Jacob with large wolven paws. ’-ful. Okay, that was funny.’
Jacob snorted and shook off what was left of the snow. Most of it had melted completely. ’Leah!’ He took off after her.
’Don’t even think about it, Jacob Black. I’m still faster than you.’
Jacob skidded into the snow near Leah, his paws cascading some of the snow in her face before he leapt away again.
’Not fast enough. Gotcha!’
'That’s because I wasn’t really trying. Run. Now.' Leah growled, still a hint of amusement seeping into the sound.
As he ran from any retaliation a breeze carried a familiar scent to him. Ears twitched and his head perked up as he came to an abrupt halt. On the West edge of the clearing he found Renesmee with Rose and Alice. He padded through the snow, kicking up a white dusting as he narrowed the space between them.
“Nessie wanted to come see you, Jacob.” Alice chimed in, her voice a lilting musical sound on the light, cool breeze. “I knew you were here.”
Rosalie stood with her arms crossed over her chest, defiant and disgusted with the situation as she normally was. “Yeah and they dragged me along. Nothing like the smell of wet dog to top off an afternoon.”
Although in Jacob’s mind it was a smirk, it came out of the wolf in a snort that was a visible mist in the chilled air. He padded close to Rosalie and shook his wet coat of fur from head to tail causing droplets of melted snow to land all over the tall blonde in a far from appropriate decoration.
She gasped and narrowed her eyes before a snarl escaped her. Alice interrupted. “Now Rose, you did egg him on. I saw it coming.”
“You could have warned me.”
As the argument ensued between Alice and Rosalie, Jacob padded over to Renesmee. He stood almost the same height as her, just a head shorter, so she didn’t need to reach far to comb at his fur by his ears. The wolf dipped his head so that he nuzzled her shoulder and she smiled.
“I adore you Jacob Black. But did you have to do that to Aunt Rose?” One look into the wolves eyes, full of mischief and amusement said it all. Yes, he did.
Author: caffeinified
Fandom: Twilight Series
Characters/Pairing: The Pack, Jacob/Nessie, Rosalie, and Alice
Rating: G
Disclaimer: Twilight belongs to Stephenie Meyer. This is just for fun.
Summary: Short little scene post Breaking Dawn. Other than that, completely AU.
Massive paws sank deep into a thick blanket of pristine white ice as Jacob romped around in the snow, playful and gamesome. With him, four other abnormally giant wolves did the same; Embry, Leah, Seth and Quil. To any onlookers it would be a sight to behold in lieu of the sheer size of the creatures. What sounded like growls and snarls to the outside world was a lively conversation and a collation of laughter and chiding in the collective and interconnected mind of the Pack. The snow was still falling in a heavy sheet to add to the scene. Any that landed on the overheated bodies of the werewolves melted instantly into a thick mane of fur.
’Hey Leah, you’re all wet’
‘Yeah? So are you.’
‘Yeah but you’re more wet.’
‘Jacob, be care-‘ Seth stopped short as he watched Leah skid in the snow to rain a pile of the wet sheet on Jacob with large wolven paws. ’-ful. Okay, that was funny.’
Jacob snorted and shook off what was left of the snow. Most of it had melted completely. ’Leah!’ He took off after her.
’Don’t even think about it, Jacob Black. I’m still faster than you.’
Jacob skidded into the snow near Leah, his paws cascading some of the snow in her face before he leapt away again.
’Not fast enough. Gotcha!’
'That’s because I wasn’t really trying. Run. Now.' Leah growled, still a hint of amusement seeping into the sound.
As he ran from any retaliation a breeze carried a familiar scent to him. Ears twitched and his head perked up as he came to an abrupt halt. On the West edge of the clearing he found Renesmee with Rose and Alice. He padded through the snow, kicking up a white dusting as he narrowed the space between them.
“Nessie wanted to come see you, Jacob.” Alice chimed in, her voice a lilting musical sound on the light, cool breeze. “I knew you were here.”
Rosalie stood with her arms crossed over her chest, defiant and disgusted with the situation as she normally was. “Yeah and they dragged me along. Nothing like the smell of wet dog to top off an afternoon.”
Although in Jacob’s mind it was a smirk, it came out of the wolf in a snort that was a visible mist in the chilled air. He padded close to Rosalie and shook his wet coat of fur from head to tail causing droplets of melted snow to land all over the tall blonde in a far from appropriate decoration.
She gasped and narrowed her eyes before a snarl escaped her. Alice interrupted. “Now Rose, you did egg him on. I saw it coming.”
“You could have warned me.”
As the argument ensued between Alice and Rosalie, Jacob padded over to Renesmee. He stood almost the same height as her, just a head shorter, so she didn’t need to reach far to comb at his fur by his ears. The wolf dipped his head so that he nuzzled her shoulder and she smiled.
“I adore you Jacob Black. But did you have to do that to Aunt Rose?” One look into the wolves eyes, full of mischief and amusement said it all. Yes, he did.