Sk8ters Suck
Well, ouch_that_hurt's rediscovery of his love for skateboarding has rekindled my hatred for skateboarding. I hate skateboards. They suck. Skateboarders suck too. Skateboarding is watching a kid trying a trick, failing miserably, looking pissed, throwing his skateboard on the ground, and cursing. I tried skating once and fell on my face. Just kidding, I hardflipped a 16-stair with my eyes closed and without shoes on. Then I ollied into the air and just stayed there. I hovered about 4 feet above the ground for about 10 minutes. It ruled, all these chicks were checkin' me out.
I really hate skateboarding. No chicks dig the guitar anymore. Sonofabitch. I am sick of skateboarders hoarding up on the hot chick market. What the hell happened? Damn you skaters. I swear. You assholes. It is hard enough on guitarists to meet chicks anyway, with all the time spent practicing, sleeping, and doing nothing. What is so appealing to chicks about skateboarding? It is a dude busting his ass all day then landing something and going home. Oh well, I will have my guitar pedal that will enhance my awesomeness in a few days, not that anyone cares. You'd be to busy watching some skater fuck up a trick 87 times then kinda half-ass land it and have a big ass party. Fuckers.
I hate myself.
I really hate skateboarding. No chicks dig the guitar anymore. Sonofabitch. I am sick of skateboarders hoarding up on the hot chick market. What the hell happened? Damn you skaters. I swear. You assholes. It is hard enough on guitarists to meet chicks anyway, with all the time spent practicing, sleeping, and doing nothing. What is so appealing to chicks about skateboarding? It is a dude busting his ass all day then landing something and going home. Oh well, I will have my guitar pedal that will enhance my awesomeness in a few days, not that anyone cares. You'd be to busy watching some skater fuck up a trick 87 times then kinda half-ass land it and have a big ass party. Fuckers.
I hate myself.