I normally hate angst, really...
I'm half watching this late night movie, and I'm not even paying attention really. I think it's about two women conning this guy, but then all the people with guns showed up, and I have no idea what's going on. The point is, it's made me think of this awesome fic idea, which I will never write - I know myself well enough to know that - but I thought I would put it out there in case anyone else wanted to.
Okay, so Ryan and Spencer are a couple, but they're criminals, they make their living conning money out of people. They settle on Jon as their next target, and Spencer is the one to do all the wooing. Halfway through though, he realises that he likes him too much, and can't con him. So he pulls out of the con, but it turns out Ryan had figured out how much Spencer liked Jon, and had I don't know, worked a way out of stealing his money anyway. Spencer is mad at him, but also turned on by Ryan's deviousness. They have sex. Jon, who while sweet, is by no means stupid, figures out that Spencer and Ryan stole his money and confronts them, but in the end decides to join them on their criminal sprees. They have sex. Brendon is their next target, repeat as above, but with Ryan instead of Spencer, who is having a fine old time laughing at Ryan for once. Brendon is the one who has the most trouble with being all law-breaky and stuff, and I foresee many persuasive blowjobs in his future.
The thing is though, as much as it would make a hilarious screwball comedy, I'm sure, I kind of want it to be angsty. Well, not so much angsty as dramatic. I want Ryan to be jealous and hurt about Spencer's feelings for Jon, I want Spencer to feel guilty about them. I want Jon to be hurt and confused about everything, and then I want really hot, angry, pent up sexual-tension sex between the three. (Because Spencer and Jon hadn't actually had sex yet.) Okay, okay, I want it angsty. To choose a life of crime, well, that's not really something most people do, so I want there to be that edge of crazy to it all. I want Ryan, when Brendon gets involved, to be hesitant for the first time about conning someone. I want Brendon to be hurt and confused when he finds out, however that happens. I want Jon to be the first one to convince him to go along with their next job, while Spencer and Ryan watch. (He convinces him with blowjobs, I mentioned that earlier, yes?) Brendon has such an open and happy face, he'll be perfect for marks the other three can't get to. Most of all, I want them to live happily ever after, okay, no dying like the couple in the movie just did. (Yes, it's taken me two hours to write this post.) I don't even know where this all came from, but damn, I really, really want it now that I've typed it all out. Any takers?
Okay, so Ryan and Spencer are a couple, but they're criminals, they make their living conning money out of people. They settle on Jon as their next target, and Spencer is the one to do all the wooing. Halfway through though, he realises that he likes him too much, and can't con him. So he pulls out of the con, but it turns out Ryan had figured out how much Spencer liked Jon, and had I don't know, worked a way out of stealing his money anyway. Spencer is mad at him, but also turned on by Ryan's deviousness. They have sex. Jon, who while sweet, is by no means stupid, figures out that Spencer and Ryan stole his money and confronts them, but in the end decides to join them on their criminal sprees. They have sex. Brendon is their next target, repeat as above, but with Ryan instead of Spencer, who is having a fine old time laughing at Ryan for once. Brendon is the one who has the most trouble with being all law-breaky and stuff, and I foresee many persuasive blowjobs in his future.
The thing is though, as much as it would make a hilarious screwball comedy, I'm sure, I kind of want it to be angsty. Well, not so much angsty as dramatic. I want Ryan to be jealous and hurt about Spencer's feelings for Jon, I want Spencer to feel guilty about them. I want Jon to be hurt and confused about everything, and then I want really hot, angry, pent up sexual-tension sex between the three. (Because Spencer and Jon hadn't actually had sex yet.) Okay, okay, I want it angsty. To choose a life of crime, well, that's not really something most people do, so I want there to be that edge of crazy to it all. I want Ryan, when Brendon gets involved, to be hesitant for the first time about conning someone. I want Brendon to be hurt and confused when he finds out, however that happens. I want Jon to be the first one to convince him to go along with their next job, while Spencer and Ryan watch. (He convinces him with blowjobs, I mentioned that earlier, yes?) Brendon has such an open and happy face, he'll be perfect for marks the other three can't get to. Most of all, I want them to live happily ever after, okay, no dying like the couple in the movie just did. (Yes, it's taken me two hours to write this post.) I don't even know where this all came from, but damn, I really, really want it now that I've typed it all out. Any takers?