fic post: 'REPLY ALL Y/N?' (hot fuzz)
TITLE: REPLY ALL Y/N?
AUTHORS: annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
SUMMARY: Danny fails at boudoir photography
WORD COUNT: 770 it says here
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends.
REPLY ALL Y/N?
By Phosfate and Rosencrantz
1.33 p.m. GMT
DButterman: sent u a pic nick. picnic!
ACartwright: Learn to use your fucking phone.
1.34 p.m. GMT
Angel777: I enjoyed our evening last night, Danny, and am examining your photograph with great interest
DButterman: lol u suck at talking sexy. more where that came from. came!
DButterman: andy delete that that was for the next an down okay?
1.35 p.m. GMT
Angel777: Was that Wainwright screaming out there?
DButterman: andy stubbed his toe or sumthin
Angel777: Yes. Well. I'll see you tonight, then.
AWainwright: OH GOD BLIND NOW and next an down what the fuck are you talking about?
DButterman: got a sticky scroll wheel ball thing on phone it goes andy andy then angel i got beer on it
ACartwright: I actually understood that.
DogWalker: The fuck is this? The fuck?
DButterman: then doris
1.38.p.m. GMT
SpiderFisher: I appreciate your interest, Danny, but I am very happily married.
WPCThatcher: Thank you for the package, Danny. XD
ACartwright: What about Bob?
DButterman: bobs not until s
1.39.p.m. GMT
ACartwright: Bob starts with a B you pillock.
DButterman: saxonanbob starts with s
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
DButterman: i can see u at the coffee maker u cunt
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
3.17 p.m. GMT
DButterman: i piked out movie 4 us 2nite
ACartwright: Oh christ what do you deviants watch?
Angel777: Sounds perfect!
DButterman: sorry again andy. die hard 4.
3.19 p.m. GMT
ACartwright: Oh.
ACartwright: Well. Enjoy it then.
ACartwright: I FUCKING HATE BUTTERMAN SO MUCH.
DButterman: that went 2 me andy
ACartwright: Oh. Sorry, Biggun. :)
3.23 p.m. GMT
DButterman: okay tonight I'm a down on my luck stripper and youre a plumber?
WPCThatcher: I'll get my plunger then, shall I?
DButterman: sorry doris that was for angsomebody else ill try again
WPCThatcher: [FORWARDED MESSAGE ATTACHED] I think this is for you, Andys. ;)
AWainwright: STFU DORIS!
ACartwright: JESUS FUCK, DANNY
DButterman: sorry!
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
3.28.p.m. GMT
Angel777: Why does Andy keep screaming?
DButterman: hes out of fags
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
Angel777: Well tell him to go down to the shop so we can have some peace. Examining your photograph again. I find it extremely interesting.
DButterman: heeeeeeeeee!
3.32 p.m. GMT
Angel777: I look forward to discussing it this evening.
DButterman: i bet u do big boy 2nite i am teh barbrian warrior & u r my wizard
AWainwright: FOR FUCKS SAKE, BUTTERS! Have some fucking self respect!
Angel777: Big boy? :D
DButterman: aw man need pens so bad
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
3.37 p.m. GMT
WPCThatcher: How do you misspell penis so badly?
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
DButterman: pens! we need 2 order a box.
lonesomefrank: you make me cry son
DButterman: wait what?
3.41 p.m. GMT
lonesomefrank: you tramp angel!
DButterman: dad!!! hi!!!
Angel777: Mr Butterman, possession of a cellular device while incarcerated is a violation of the law
DButterman: he is not a tramp!
AWainwright: This is some real capulet and montague shit here hi frank.
ACartwright: Hi Frank he's a complete tramp.
DogWalker: Hi Frank. Tramp.
WPCThatcher: Hi love!
3.43 p.m. GMT
SpiderFisher: What? Frank? Is that you?
Angel777: STOP HITTING REPLY ALL, DANNY!
DButterman: sorry dad u had 2 know sometime
AWainwright: What song?
3.45 p.m. GMT
DButterman: they did a song at the end bfor eve an mr blower got axheaded.
AWainwright: Evey and Blower did a song?
DButterman: but i want 2 make sure u get the whole message
WPCThatcher: If he doesn't, he's bloody thick.
3.50 p.m. GMT
SpiderFisher: Wait. I think Sgt Butterman and Inspector angel may be carrying on!
Angel777: THAT IS NOT WHAT REPLY ALL MEANS
AWainwright: Well spotted, Fisher.
ACartwright: Good job Tony.
DogWalker: poofs
WPCThatcher: Do you really think so, Tony? :D
3.55 p.m. GMT
lonesomefrank: AUTORESPONSE FROM VIRGIN MOBILE: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
DButterman: Oh.
DButterman: Sorry everybody.
3.57 p.m. GMT
Angel777: You should have hit reply all that time actually
DButterman: Nicholas make up ur mind
AWainwright: Yeah, front door or back door!
ACartwright: Good one!
DButterman: Sorry everybody.
4.01 p.m. GMT
Angel777: You got it right that time! I will reward you properly tonight.
ACartwright: JESUS CHRIST ANGLE NOW YOURE DOING IT
4.10 p.m. GMT
Angel777: All right. I want everyone in my office for a refresher on text messaging protocol.
lonesomefrank: AUTORESPONSE FROM VIRGIN MOBILE: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
4.12 p.m. GMT
Angel777: NOW.
lonesomefrank: AUTORESPONSE FROM VIRGIN MOBILE: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
AUTHORS: annlarimer and rosencrantz (crantz to you)
FANDOM: Hot Fuzz
SUMMARY: Danny fails at boudoir photography
WORD COUNT: 770 it says here
RATING: PG
WARNINGS: American spelling
DISCLAIMER: Hot Fuzz belongs to the boys and girls at Rogue and Big Talk and their friends.
REPLY ALL Y/N?
By Phosfate and Rosencrantz
1.33 p.m. GMT
DButterman: sent u a pic nick. picnic!
ACartwright: Learn to use your fucking phone.
1.34 p.m. GMT
Angel777: I enjoyed our evening last night, Danny, and am examining your photograph with great interest
DButterman: lol u suck at talking sexy. more where that came from. came!
DButterman: andy delete that that was for the next an down okay?
1.35 p.m. GMT
Angel777: Was that Wainwright screaming out there?
DButterman: andy stubbed his toe or sumthin
Angel777: Yes. Well. I'll see you tonight, then.
AWainwright: OH GOD BLIND NOW and next an down what the fuck are you talking about?
DButterman: got a sticky scroll wheel ball thing on phone it goes andy andy then angel i got beer on it
ACartwright: I actually understood that.
DogWalker: The fuck is this? The fuck?
DButterman: then doris
1.38.p.m. GMT
SpiderFisher: I appreciate your interest, Danny, but I am very happily married.
WPCThatcher: Thank you for the package, Danny. XD
ACartwright: What about Bob?
DButterman: bobs not until s
1.39.p.m. GMT
ACartwright: Bob starts with a B you pillock.
DButterman: saxonanbob starts with s
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
DButterman: i can see u at the coffee maker u cunt
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
3.17 p.m. GMT
DButterman: i piked out movie 4 us 2nite
ACartwright: Oh christ what do you deviants watch?
Angel777: Sounds perfect!
DButterman: sorry again andy. die hard 4.
3.19 p.m. GMT
ACartwright: Oh.
ACartwright: Well. Enjoy it then.
ACartwright: I FUCKING HATE BUTTERMAN SO MUCH.
DButterman: that went 2 me andy
ACartwright: Oh. Sorry, Biggun. :)
3.23 p.m. GMT
DButterman: okay tonight I'm a down on my luck stripper and youre a plumber?
WPCThatcher: I'll get my plunger then, shall I?
DButterman: sorry doris that was for angsomebody else ill try again
WPCThatcher: [FORWARDED MESSAGE ATTACHED] I think this is for you, Andys. ;)
AWainwright: STFU DORIS!
ACartwright: JESUS FUCK, DANNY
DButterman: sorry!
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
3.28.p.m. GMT
Angel777: Why does Andy keep screaming?
DButterman: hes out of fags
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
Angel777: Well tell him to go down to the shop so we can have some peace. Examining your photograph again. I find it extremely interesting.
DButterman: heeeeeeeeee!
3.32 p.m. GMT
Angel777: I look forward to discussing it this evening.
DButterman: i bet u do big boy 2nite i am teh barbrian warrior & u r my wizard
AWainwright: FOR FUCKS SAKE, BUTTERS! Have some fucking self respect!
Angel777: Big boy? :D
DButterman: aw man need pens so bad
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
3.37 p.m. GMT
WPCThatcher: How do you misspell penis so badly?
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
DButterman: pens! we need 2 order a box.
lonesomefrank: you make me cry son
DButterman: wait what?
3.41 p.m. GMT
lonesomefrank: you tramp angel!
DButterman: dad!!! hi!!!
Angel777: Mr Butterman, possession of a cellular device while incarcerated is a violation of the law
DButterman: he is not a tramp!
AWainwright: This is some real capulet and montague shit here hi frank.
ACartwright: Hi Frank he's a complete tramp.
DogWalker: Hi Frank. Tramp.
WPCThatcher: Hi love!
3.43 p.m. GMT
SpiderFisher: What? Frank? Is that you?
Angel777: STOP HITTING REPLY ALL, DANNY!
DButterman: sorry dad u had 2 know sometime
AWainwright: What song?
3.45 p.m. GMT
DButterman: they did a song at the end bfor eve an mr blower got axheaded.
AWainwright: Evey and Blower did a song?
DButterman: but i want 2 make sure u get the whole message
WPCThatcher: If he doesn't, he's bloody thick.
3.50 p.m. GMT
SpiderFisher: Wait. I think Sgt Butterman and Inspector angel may be carrying on!
Angel777: THAT IS NOT WHAT REPLY ALL MEANS
AWainwright: Well spotted, Fisher.
ACartwright: Good job Tony.
DogWalker: poofs
WPCThatcher: Do you really think so, Tony? :D
3.55 p.m. GMT
lonesomefrank: AUTORESPONSE FROM VIRGIN MOBILE: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
DButterman: Oh.
DButterman: Sorry everybody.
3.57 p.m. GMT
Angel777: You should have hit reply all that time actually
DButterman: Nicholas make up ur mind
AWainwright: Yeah, front door or back door!
ACartwright: Good one!
DButterman: Sorry everybody.
4.01 p.m. GMT
Angel777: You got it right that time! I will reward you properly tonight.
ACartwright: JESUS CHRIST ANGLE NOW YOURE DOING IT
4.10 p.m. GMT
Angel777: All right. I want everyone in my office for a refresher on text messaging protocol.
lonesomefrank: AUTORESPONSE FROM VIRGIN MOBILE: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE
4.12 p.m. GMT
Angel777: NOW.
lonesomefrank: AUTORESPONSE FROM VIRGIN MOBILE: THIS NUMBER IS NO LONGER IN SERVICE
ACartwright: AUTORESPONSE: ANDREW CARTWRIGHT IS UNAVAILABLE