Dear Danny Butterman: Your movies suck.

[annlarimer]

Watched Die Hard last night, in preparation for a story I'm theoretically writing. Apart from Alan Rickman's rather delightful scenery chewing (om nom nom), it was a tedious piece of bloated crap. I'm glad I didn't pay theater money to see it back in the day, since it would only have helped to kill my love of movies that much sooner. Also, hi there

Comments

[goddessdster]

All right, Nicholas, what else is on the list?

Though I do agree that Danny's taste in movies is tremendously terrible (Bad Boys II?), Die Hard has many fine qualities if you're willing to turn your brain off.

[annlarimer]

...I don't know how. ;_;

[swankyfunk]

This should help:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTyw6cq86kY

[annlarimer]

(I have to wait 'til I get home to watch it.)

[goddessdster]

THAT WAS AWESOME!
(and pretty much all you need to watch, in lieu of the movies themselves)

[swankyfunk]

It is indeed awesome! The ultra-condensed summaries are great. I can imagine this being Danny Butterman's favorite music video ever.

[annlarimer]

That. Was. FUCKING AWESOME!!!

I am all happy now. Thank you.

[swankyfunk]

HUZZAH

[dr_tectonic]

Oh My God, that's hiLARious!

You know that Danny LOVES that song totally unironically. It's number 1 on his iPod.

(No! NO DRABBLING UNTIL YOU FINISH YOUR STORY, YOUNG MAN! *marches self off to his room*)

[viedma]

Nicholas is going to make Danny do a Children of Kastor marathon to make amends.

[annlarimer]

Oh, God, you know he totally loved that show.

[viedma]

Danny only thinks Nicholas hasn't watched a lot of movies or TV. He's about to have his assumptions corrected. (Danny will retaliate with Sherlock Holmes in Miami)