The Mary Sue Doll Meme!
(ETA) Left - Regular Ann doll. Right -- Ann Mary Sue doll. Her special abilities include the ability to dress and groom herself like a grown-up. Backstory, you ask? She's, I don't know, Hogwarts American exchange DADA professor who redeems Snape with True Love and hair care products. Whatever.
Man, I need a haircut.