Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I pulled over and changed
madness_deepens's flat tire (15 points). In September I put money in
jburb71's expired parking meter (14 points). In June I gave
connermckay a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). Last Tuesday I bought porn for
sitapixie (-10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-686 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
annkara