Ready for Take-Off or "Oh no, we're all going to die!!!"
The following statements shouldn't be read by Dean *grins*....
On a flight to Cork, Ireland. It was misty, as usual.
Pilot: "Well, folks, you know the procedure. I am now trying my very best to find the airport."
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Shortly before the landing of a flight from Dubai to Riyad, Saudi Arabia.
Stewardess: "Welcome in Riad. Please turn back you time one hour and about hundred years. The temperature is ..."
ooooo
Shortly before the landing in Sydney. The plane goes down fast but takes of roaring again.
Pilot: "Sorry, we missed the runway and try it again."
ooooo
After a pretty rough landing.
Pilot: "In case you didn't notice: we have landed!"
ooooo
After another rough landing.
Stewardess: "Thanks to our captain, after leaving this plane, you are welcome to collect your baggage somewhere on runway 5.
ooooo
On a flight from Cork to London. The pilot introduces himself and ends with: "In case of an emergency - stop screaming."
There's more, which you can find here but it's mostly in German.
On a flight to Cork, Ireland. It was misty, as usual.
Pilot: "Well, folks, you know the procedure. I am now trying my very best to find the airport."
oooooo
Shortly before the landing of a flight from Dubai to Riyad, Saudi Arabia.
Stewardess: "Welcome in Riad. Please turn back you time one hour and about hundred years. The temperature is ..."
ooooo
Shortly before the landing in Sydney. The plane goes down fast but takes of roaring again.
Pilot: "Sorry, we missed the runway and try it again."
ooooo
After a pretty rough landing.
Pilot: "In case you didn't notice: we have landed!"
ooooo
After another rough landing.
Stewardess: "Thanks to our captain, after leaving this plane, you are welcome to collect your baggage somewhere on runway 5.
ooooo
On a flight from Cork to London. The pilot introduces himself and ends with: "In case of an emergency - stop screaming."
There's more, which you can find here but it's mostly in German.