i hate my parents.
i do. i really do. they are so annoying. my dad was pretty cool, yesterday, though, cause i pretty much said "fuck" in front of him and he didn't do anything. my parents are not the type that you curse around and feel safe at the same time. my dumbass brother is looking for excuses to stay up even later. "mom, can i help you put the stars on?" "mom, i'm getting a drink!" "mom, should i register you at the DMV?"
got a new Carlin CD. funny as hell. here's a rough excerpt:
"ever notice some farmers got a rooster on their roof? a rooster, cock, same animal, right? so they got a cock on their roof. know why it's a cock? if it was a cunt, the wind would blow right through!"
ok, ok, :P here's a more appropriate one:
(on the subject of people who should be killed)
"here's another group of people who should be strangled in front of their children."
"...thrown screaming from helicopters."
"...tied to a chair and beaten with large clubs."
he's so great, i watched him on The Actors Studio today.
it's fuckin hot in my house. i took a nap earlier (yeah, a nap, fuck you!) and it felt like i was under a heating fan. i'm gettin a fuckin sunburn from my TV.
so things are going moderately ok, i suppose. i changed the temperature, but i don't know when the next air conditioning cycle is so i might have to suffer for even longer.
and i'll leave it at that.
ricky
got a new Carlin CD. funny as hell. here's a rough excerpt:
"ever notice some farmers got a rooster on their roof? a rooster, cock, same animal, right? so they got a cock on their roof. know why it's a cock? if it was a cunt, the wind would blow right through!"
ok, ok, :P here's a more appropriate one:
(on the subject of people who should be killed)
"here's another group of people who should be strangled in front of their children."
"...thrown screaming from helicopters."
"...tied to a chair and beaten with large clubs."
he's so great, i watched him on The Actors Studio today.
it's fuckin hot in my house. i took a nap earlier (yeah, a nap, fuck you!) and it felt like i was under a heating fan. i'm gettin a fuckin sunburn from my TV.
so things are going moderately ok, i suppose. i changed the temperature, but i don't know when the next air conditioning cycle is so i might have to suffer for even longer.
and i'll leave it at that.
ricky