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annihilator

Contest of Wits.

Mar 03, 2006 21:37

Give me your best "Your Mother is So Fat" joke.

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jigglygrlcarrie March 4 2006, 03:55:39 UTC

I've got a ton. Reminicing on them sorta makes me think of my rebellous youth (haha,when I talk like that, I sound old XD).. This one isn't nessisarily the best of the bunch,but..eh. it's a good starting point, i s'pose.

Your mother's ass is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for having 20 lbs. of crack.

annihilator March 4 2006, 03:59:01 UTC

You're momma is so fat... even Naruto doesn't believe it.

jigglygrlcarrie March 4 2006, 04:01:04 UTC

....XDD orly? well,You're momma’s so fat that when she was floatin' in the ocean, Spain tried to claim her as the new world.

annihilator March 4 2006, 04:03:13 UTC

Your momma is so fat, she had to get baptized at Sea World.

jigglygrlcarrie March 4 2006, 04:08:31 UTC

*far more amused by this than she probably should be* Your momma's so fat she had her baby pictures taken by satellite.

annihilator March 4 2006, 04:12:05 UTC

Good one...

Your momma is so fat, that when she went on a school field trip, the school had to raise a fund to feed her.

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