part one of carol's and mine's FORTUNATE events!!
wow, carol is having a RIVETING conversation with her new boy toy DARREN!! all about eggplants.... please kill me and put me out of my misery.
Darren: WOW!! you really ran into a bear? i was just guessing!!
Ann: there arent any bears in Illinois!
Darren: where is Ann from?
Carol: where is she from?? hello, where am i now?!?!
Carol: we are walking around her house in our underwear and sombreros
Darren: just sombreros?
Ann: I SAID WE ARE WALKING AROUND IN OUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
see what a douche he is?? hes also deaf. good god carol, you can do better!!
and check... check.... CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!
you are such a hoebag, carol barrel. but you are HOElarious!!!! take a hoe to a HOEtel! go HOEme and HOEpe for a better boyfriend!!
now darren is going to try and find this entry. good luck, may the force be with you... and also with you.
anyhoe, carol and i went hiking at Starved Rock also known as Malnutrition Rock or Anorexic rock... and grandma fell into the water in SLOW motion (hmmmmmm i LIKE it like that!!!) and peter jumped, slid and WHOMPED into a HUGE pile of mud that got into his boxers!!!!!!!!! then he tried to go under a waterfall to rinse himself off!! hahahahhaha we hiked 10 miles!! wahoo!!! we also got scared of the frogs and were constantly yelling and freaking out and running around in circles... if you recall, this is our specialty, remember the snake incident from New Years Eve? i almost stepped on it and then saw it, then proceeded to cling to carol and run around in circles. well we did that again but with frogs. yeah, i dont like animals.
carol hates frogs.
now we are chillaxing in our underwear and super sombreros. we went to pauls graduation and fell asleep in the auditorium. well grandma did FO SHO. yay paul graduated!! and he was so close to not!!! thattaboy!! ok well if carol EVER got off the phone, i could stop from scratching out my eyes and wanting to swallow my tongue. ive already tried calling sarah but where is she!! she can save us from boredom!! anyhoe, lata gatas!!!
Darren: WOW!! you really ran into a bear? i was just guessing!!
Ann: there arent any bears in Illinois!
Darren: where is Ann from?
Carol: where is she from?? hello, where am i now?!?!
Carol: we are walking around her house in our underwear and sombreros
Darren: just sombreros?
Ann: I SAID WE ARE WALKING AROUND IN OUR UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
see what a douche he is?? hes also deaf. good god carol, you can do better!!
and check... check.... CHECK CHECK CHECK!!!
you are such a hoebag, carol barrel. but you are HOElarious!!!! take a hoe to a HOEtel! go HOEme and HOEpe for a better boyfriend!!
now darren is going to try and find this entry. good luck, may the force be with you... and also with you.
anyhoe, carol and i went hiking at Starved Rock also known as Malnutrition Rock or Anorexic rock... and grandma fell into the water in SLOW motion (hmmmmmm i LIKE it like that!!!) and peter jumped, slid and WHOMPED into a HUGE pile of mud that got into his boxers!!!!!!!!! then he tried to go under a waterfall to rinse himself off!! hahahahhaha we hiked 10 miles!! wahoo!!! we also got scared of the frogs and were constantly yelling and freaking out and running around in circles... if you recall, this is our specialty, remember the snake incident from New Years Eve? i almost stepped on it and then saw it, then proceeded to cling to carol and run around in circles. well we did that again but with frogs. yeah, i dont like animals.
carol hates frogs.
now we are chillaxing in our underwear and super sombreros. we went to pauls graduation and fell asleep in the auditorium. well grandma did FO SHO. yay paul graduated!! and he was so close to not!!! thattaboy!! ok well if carol EVER got off the phone, i could stop from scratching out my eyes and wanting to swallow my tongue. ive already tried calling sarah but where is she!! she can save us from boredom!! anyhoe, lata gatas!!!