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Dear AIM users,
Because of our overloading of our servers, we are being forced to extract our stupid AIM users. Because this is a free service, AOL has exceeded the budget for the AIM service, nevermind our merger with Time Warner in which we're actually rich as fuck now. We are asking that you send this exact message to 20 other AIM users to ensure us that you're an active AIM moron. Our system tracking device, a term we coined to make this pathetic chain letter sounds smart, will pick up this message to keep you on our "hopefully you kill yourself" list. You have 72 hours to complete this task and kill yourself or your service will be cancelled immediately. Starting January 1st, 2005, we will be charging a small fee, comparable to that of death, for believing this.
Because of our overloading of our servers, we are being forced to extract our stupid AIM users. Because this is a free service, AOL has exceeded the budget for the AIM service, nevermind our merger with Time Warner in which we're actually rich as fuck now. We are asking that you send this exact message to 20 other AIM users to ensure us that you're an active AIM moron. Our system tracking device, a term we coined to make this pathetic chain letter sounds smart, will pick up this message to keep you on our "hopefully you kill yourself" list. You have 72 hours to complete this task and kill yourself or your service will be cancelled immediately. Starting January 1st, 2005, we will be charging a small fee, comparable to that of death, for believing this.