I knew I loved my heritage.

[anniewaits]

Courtesy of Popbitch:

In Swedish, "Shiloh Pitt" literally means "two pounds of cock".

There's a joke in there somewhere about both being familiar with Angelina's cooter, but I'm too classy to say it.

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Not to ruin your joke

[rjcolewinery]

But I know how to say "Fuck it, let's get drunk!" in Swedish. I don't know how to spell it though.

[anonymous]

I can say "I am a typical stupid American" in Czech, which is a surprisingly effective and disarming turn of phrase. I can also say "fried cheese", "beer", "one beer, please", and "Holy jumping Virgin".

I can also say "seven thirty seven", which was the number of the bus that took me from civilization to the farm where I lived for a month and a half. Apparently I'm not very good at saying this one, but one does what one can after saying "beer" so many times in one night.

Come to think of it, I could probably say "seven hundred thirty seven beers please", which would just be awesome.

[anonymous]

CRAP CRAP CRAP!

-Fitz

[anniewaits]

Well I am fluent in Hindi but the first words I learned in it were "mother fucker".