This week in 24

May 03, 2006 11:48

This week in 24, Jack Bauer hijacked a plane in the name of National Security, sucker punched an Air Marshall in the face and locked him in the cargo hold, and nearly crashed the plane in order to get his way.  He discovered that the co-pilot was RoboCop's conspirator and proceeded to tell him to LISTEN TO ME DAMMIT, THERE'S NO TIME.  In other ( Read more... )

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anonymous May 3 2006, 17:44:18 UTC
1. Cap, beware if Chloe's taser. And I REALLY need to get me one of those.
2. And how about the asshole doctor from ER ordering the president to shoot down Jack's plane? I've always hated that guy--I'm glad he miraculously got his arm back after that ER helicopter chopped it off. Then again, he still wears a hands-free headset when talking to the president....
3. I wouldn't consider your comment about Kim to be assumuption--at this point it's fact. Ask Chase.
--Dana

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anniewaits May 3 2006, 18:27:19 UTC
"And how about the asshole doctor from ER ordering the president to shoot down Jack's plane? "

Am I the ONLY one who remembers him from Fame?

"I wouldn't consider your comment about Kim to be assumuption--at this point it's fact. Ask Chase."

Yes, Chase would applaud that statement. If he could.

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anonymous May 3 2006, 18:47:43 UTC
Yes, Chase would applaud that statement. If he could.

Oh, very, very good.

That elbow Jack threw to KO the air marshall would have made Chuck Norris proud. Even more so if the air marshall was a girl http://www.dankster.org/images/chuck.gif.

I like when Jack when all puppet master on the plane like it was his marrionette. "No, you won't let me out of the cargo hold? Really? How about now? I hope you spilled hot coffee on your lap!"

Here's my question though: they foiled all the terrorist plots to kill the world and the US already, right? So are the last 6 episodes really just about Jack trying to bring down President Douchenuts and Rocket Ramano? Come on Jack, 2 seasons ago that would have taken you 45 minutes.

-E

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anonymous May 3 2006, 19:43:41 UTC
Not fair--two season ago he had Tony kickin ass and takin names with him (even after he was shot in the neck!). Now he has to wait while Tony pulls a Lazarus to get a little help.
--Dana

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anniewaits May 3 2006, 19:45:26 UTC
True, but now he has Chloe in the field. Sort of. She has a tazer.

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anonymous May 3 2006, 21:02:10 UTC
Chloe's Weapons Include:
1. Aforementioned Tazer
2. Sharp wit
3. Biting Sarcasm
4. Ruthless eyeroll
5. Take-no-prisoners smirk
6. Wicked knowledge of complex DOD grids, NSA password cracking and satellite downloads that can render most computer nerds defenseless to her Power.

Can you tell I didn't have to work this afternoon?

--Dana

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anonymous May 3 2006, 21:07:34 UTC
But Tony has the Soulpatch. Tony wins over Chloe anyday as far as sidekicks go.

-E

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anonymous May 3 2006, 23:13:29 UTC
And because Tony's a Cubs fan. That trumps all else.
--Dana

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anniewaits May 3 2006, 23:14:57 UTC
Chloe has one thing over Tony.

A heart beat.

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anonymous May 3 2006, 23:41:51 UTC
Ooh, that's cold...

-Fitz

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