Great Balls of Fire!
Tom Cruise has announced that Kanye West and Jamie Foxx will be the "uncles" to his baby, Suri.
You know who always gets left out? GOOSE.
Goose: I fucking hate you, Maverick. Jamie and Kanye get to be uncles, and I don't even get to be a babysitter. That is COLD. You know, I never thought I'd say this to you, but you've lost that loving feeling.
Maverick: I like my hair.