OMG GUESS WHO HAS A NEW COMPUTER?!?!?
*embraces it and suckles at the sweet teat of technology*
Now, I just have to ... um ... install everything. And shut up, don't mock me because the first program I downloaded was Semagic (the brother was courteous enough to install Firefox on it for me before he gave it to me). I have my priorities STRAIGHT, yo. I don't know what the rest of you freaks are up to.
And so this post is not ENTIRELY pointless, I provide linkage. A friendly anonymouse pointed this one out to me:
Anderson Cooper in a leather shop. With a whip. Fuck, I love you, Andy. (Also, check out all the other Coopervids this user has -- it is a veritable BONANZA of Anderson-y goodness! YAY!)
Crap, why do I always forget that every new computer doesn't come with Microsoft Office? BAH. *installs new hacked beta version for I am an ev01 pirate and Bill Gates is fucking rich enough already*