NOTE TO SELF: Do not get so excited about going shopping that you decide to skip going home and changing out of your work heels before you march the halls of Target. *rubs sore feet and whimpers
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Well, DUH, I have to have a whole new cast of servants to pamper my guests, don't I? And I think I need concubines. And some snake-charmers, but no snakes. Snakes are ICKY.
Yup - a friend of ours brings his hookah to parties (He's arabic). VERY nifty. Cool smoke, lovely scent.
I envy you your persian harem decor! I love the things I've seen at West Elm, and other places - but I fear all the fringe, sparklies, and baubles that trim them would end up as obstructions in my doggie's tummies. It's not an unwarrented fear, considering how we've had 2 abdominal dog surgeries!
I am LOVING these websites. OOOO PRETTY ALL OVER. *drools*
And I'm fortunate in that my dog's not a chewer -- she tears up her toys, and she'll snatch up food you leave in her reach, but she won't gnaw on the furniture. Though I think that even if she did, I would probably find it cute. DAMN HER WILES! ;)
Yes, though I warn you -- you will have to will have to spend a whoooooole lot of time naked. It's one of the rules. I'm thinking of having it embroidered and put on my wall ... ;)
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I think I'm better at the lounging on silken cushions and having people feed me peeled grapes. Can I sign up for that part of your harem instead?
*HUGS AND LOVES*
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*feeds you grapes and chocolate ice cream*
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Get some sweet apple tobacco - it's like potpourri!
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That. Is. COOL. Sweet apple tobacco?!?! *adores*
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I envy you your persian harem decor! I love the things I've seen at West Elm, and other places - but I fear all the fringe, sparklies, and baubles that trim them would end up as obstructions in my doggie's tummies. It's not an unwarrented fear, considering how we've had 2 abdominal dog surgeries!
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And I'm fortunate in that my dog's not a chewer -- she tears up her toys, and she'll snatch up food you leave in her reach, but she won't gnaw on the furniture. Though I think that even if she did, I would probably find it cute. DAMN HER WILES! ;)
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Oooohhhh! Can I be the harem?
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*offers you grapes*
=)
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sheesh.
sorry. no self control. funniest name ever. heeeeeeeee
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