my open letter to united parcel service (ups)
dear ups,
if i could bomb every single one of your smarmy brown trucks, i would. it's not as if they actually DELIVER anything. as a matter of fact, your drivers circle the neighborhoods day after day putting stickers on peoples' doors telling them "oops, we missed you! we'll try again tomorrow!"
well, tomorrow and every fucking day this week i will be at work, you know, "NOT HOME", and i will eventually have to pick up MY OWN PACKAGES at the ups store--yes, the solitary single ONE ups store in omaha which is tucked neatly under south omaha, reeking of slaughtered cattle. i ask you this, ups: why in the hell am i PAYING for shipping on my packages when i have to drive to pick them up? and why do your drivers only deliver when normal people are NOT HOME?
in closing: i hate you. i hate everything about your shady business ethics, your poor service, and your outrageous prices. sleep with one eye open and your back to the wall, ups.
disgruntledly, anne
p.s. i have nothing against south omaha. it's just very fucking far from anywhere i usually am.
if i could bomb every single one of your smarmy brown trucks, i would. it's not as if they actually DELIVER anything. as a matter of fact, your drivers circle the neighborhoods day after day putting stickers on peoples' doors telling them "oops, we missed you! we'll try again tomorrow!"
well, tomorrow and every fucking day this week i will be at work, you know, "NOT HOME", and i will eventually have to pick up MY OWN PACKAGES at the ups store--yes, the solitary single ONE ups store in omaha which is tucked neatly under south omaha, reeking of slaughtered cattle. i ask you this, ups: why in the hell am i PAYING for shipping on my packages when i have to drive to pick them up? and why do your drivers only deliver when normal people are NOT HOME?
in closing: i hate you. i hate everything about your shady business ethics, your poor service, and your outrageous prices. sleep with one eye open and your back to the wall, ups.
disgruntledly, anne
p.s. i have nothing against south omaha. it's just very fucking far from anywhere i usually am.