I can't take it anymore!
I have five rules for wedding dress shopping:
1. I refuse to look like I escaped from the joust at the Renaissance Faire.
2. I will NOT look like an expensive French duvet cover.
3. Ditto on looking like an exploded marshmallow.
4. As I am most decidely NOT a size two, I absolutely refuse to wear anything that makes my back fat hang down the edge of the dress.
5. I absolutely cannot and will not wear a halter top dress. My boobs rebel at the thought. Not happening.
To make up for the horrors above, you can have a little fun with this and this. My treat.
(Weird, no?)
1. I refuse to look like I escaped from the joust at the Renaissance Faire.
2. I will NOT look like an expensive French duvet cover.
3. Ditto on looking like an exploded marshmallow.
4. As I am most decidely NOT a size two, I absolutely refuse to wear anything that makes my back fat hang down the edge of the dress.
5. I absolutely cannot and will not wear a halter top dress. My boobs rebel at the thought. Not happening.
To make up for the horrors above, you can have a little fun with this and this. My treat.
(Weird, no?)