Most Awesome Idea EVER for a film

Apr 08, 2008 20:10

Alright, check it out. So there's this doctor who genetically engineers a virus. The virus is harmless to human beings, but it also has the positive side of effect of killing cancer cells in their bodies; it's a modern miracle...

...until the virus mutates and starts turning people in hippies! That's right! Smelly, dirty, lazy, no good, rotten hippies who don't want to do anything all day except wear tie die t-shirts, smoke marijuana in the grass, and listen to the Dead (and that one live performance of Woman No Cry.) Suddenly, people stop taking care of their babies; stop going to work; stop eating food, and basically the whole damn world just stops functioning.

Ah, but fortunately Will Smith is a virologist AND a colonel in the army AND he hates Bob Marley music AND he just happens to be immune to the virus. He also has a dog.

So basically they go around New York City, shooting hippies for 2 hours until Will Smith gets bored. Then, he tries to provoke the hippies into killing him, but it won't work because they're all stoned and pacifists and everything, and so he moves to Vermont.

The end.
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