[Etsusa Bridge] Girl and Ghoul! color pages teasers.
I kind of promised more Etsusa Bridge...well at least more teasers. So here's some love for yet another of Narita Ryohgo's brilliant series.
(From the right: ?, ?, Sahara Jun, Greatest Chan, Carlos, Madoka[?], Gitarin, Lily[?], ?, Mohawk Goro, ?, Yukimura Nazuna, Gen)
THE EAST
< Sooo, if the East and the West are to pit themselves against each other, the East will send its Defense Squad for sure. Gitarin, the Boss of the East, is an idler through and through.
What makes him an idler is the way his attention is spread out on so many things. Therefore……the East's "Defense Squad", as you know, is composed of a bunch of complete wackos since that's what turns you on, you bastard!
Sahara Jun, who wields a chainsaw! Chan, in the underground wrestling ring!
Carlos has pistols concealed inside his body apart from the one he holds in his hand, so watch out for him! Madoka who uses numbers to attack, and Mohawk Goro the Fourth Batter! Marui the Know-It-All, Digitalis the "Sleeping Boxer", Gen-san the 4th-Dimension Weapon Dealer, and Mee who can't stop laughing when drunk. Ah, Lily the SM Queen is the mother of two, keep that in mind!
Also watch out for that blade addict Yukimura Nazuna!
Anyway - , the entire squad is a bunch of screwballs with a screw loose! Don't expect to see anyone properly gorgeous like Yi Li or Li Lei, both executives of the West!
……Still, if it's a match of sexiness, our Captain Jun-chan won't lose to Yi Li of the West! She may look like a tame little otaku to you, but expect havoc once she wraps her hands around something long - major HAVOC! Did you know? Jun sleeps with nothing on her upper body when it's hot! >
JUN
……S - Sexy - ? H - How did she know I usually sleep with nothing on my upper body……!?
CARLOS
Ahh, Kelly-chan's voice is as delicious as ever. I know it's her even when she's speaking through the voice changer.
CHAN
Oi, Boss……is it really OK to let this obscene radio channel continue to exist?
GITARIN
Mmm. Isn't it sort of interesting? I approve, I approve. It's totally OK, so keep that coming! Actually, I'm all for adding an adult-only corner in the midnight slot!
CHAN
……How did the East manage to keep its higher-up structure under such a Boss again……?
GEN
Oi oi, she's starting to tell everyone our ages and hobbies now.
CHAN
……Mr. Boss, you, um, are you not going to do anything about this leak of our private information? I really think we should stop her.
GITARIN
Nah, it's OK.
CARLOS
Why?
GITARIN
Because - I won't lie to you - the one who gave Kelly-chan all that private information about you is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegahhhhhhhhhh
JUN
Chan-san! You can't do that! You can't use the Neck-Hanging Tree* on our Head……!
* Neck-Hanging Tree: a professional wrestling move in which a wrestler grasps an opponent's neck with both hands then lifts them up and then slams them.
NAZUNA
……Then we just chop him to death?
JUN
Y - You can't do that either……
(From the left: ?, Ei Yi Li, Ei Li Fan, Liu Tai Fei, ?, Ei Ta Ren, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, Ei Li Lei)
THE WEST
< So……on the other side of things, the West Area's Self-Patrol Squad is in shorty shorty short garbage without Kuzuhara!
But even so, there's no need for the residents of the West to weep themselves to sleep! As for why - the West has loads of reliable executives, among which many are smooth bastards!
I figure the only one you bastards are actually familiar with is that poster girl Yi Li? Oh the beauty, the sexiness, that Yi Li! You'll fall for that kind of sexiness whether you're a man or a woman! And you won't regret it!
Still, guys, you'd be very wrong if you thought the executives of the West are easy folks to deal with!
The only executive marginally easy to deal with would be Tai Fei, the head of the information branch! His personality must have gotten well-rounded too to match his plump, well-rounded figure!
But it's another story altogether with Li Fan of the administrative branch! He looks like he would kill you if you dared approach him! Unlike his sister Yi Li, he can't be a wolf in cat's clothing since he hasn't got the fur*!
* Here Kelly twists the Japanese idiom "wear a cat" (conceal one's nature) to make fun of the fact that Yi Li wears a fur shawl and conceals her somewhat Machiavellian nature.
Their even younger sister Li Lei is a dark little cutie! Ever seen a girl with huge breasts hugging and stroking a "Rats" kid in her deadpan way? She's actually one of the executives! Eerie, but she's such a super cute assassin of the organization! Eerie-cute, should I say? I like that though! OK, let's move on to the names of the other executives - >
YI LI
I'm the poster girl……? Well, guess it's convenient to be thought of as that so I can't say I really mind.
TAI FEI
It's nothing to get all wound up about. Yum yum……I think she's aware just how scary you can be. Uwah, this pancake is too good, what should I do?
LI FAN
……Why does a lowly radio DJ know our names? Yi Li, how come you still haven't finished her off?
YI LI
This is not nearly enough to bother us. There's no need to finish her off.
LI FAN
Are you looking for excuses to be useless?
YI LI
Alas, but you are the Administrator of this island. Are you trying to make others take the blame for your uselessness?
LI FAN
YOU……!
TAI FEI
Yum yum……I'm head of the information branch. Let's just say I'm the useless one and stop with the fighting…..yum yum.
LI FAN
……Che! Li Lei, what's wrong with you? Aren't you usually already on your way to finish her off by this point?
LI LEI
……Cute. She said. So it's OK.
LI FAN
This is shocking……you jerks are like born for putting up a match with the wackos of the East!
YI LI
I kind of consider that a compliment.
(From the right: ?, ?, Sahara Jun, Greatest Chan, Carlos, Madoka[?], Gitarin, Lily[?], ?, Mohawk Goro, ?, Yukimura Nazuna, Gen)
THE EAST
< Sooo, if the East and the West are to pit themselves against each other, the East will send its Defense Squad for sure. Gitarin, the Boss of the East, is an idler through and through.
What makes him an idler is the way his attention is spread out on so many things. Therefore……the East's "Defense Squad", as you know, is composed of a bunch of complete wackos since that's what turns you on, you bastard!
Sahara Jun, who wields a chainsaw! Chan, in the underground wrestling ring!
Carlos has pistols concealed inside his body apart from the one he holds in his hand, so watch out for him! Madoka who uses numbers to attack, and Mohawk Goro the Fourth Batter! Marui the Know-It-All, Digitalis the "Sleeping Boxer", Gen-san the 4th-Dimension Weapon Dealer, and Mee who can't stop laughing when drunk. Ah, Lily the SM Queen is the mother of two, keep that in mind!
Also watch out for that blade addict Yukimura Nazuna!
Anyway - , the entire squad is a bunch of screwballs with a screw loose! Don't expect to see anyone properly gorgeous like Yi Li or Li Lei, both executives of the West!
……Still, if it's a match of sexiness, our Captain Jun-chan won't lose to Yi Li of the West! She may look like a tame little otaku to you, but expect havoc once she wraps her hands around something long - major HAVOC! Did you know? Jun sleeps with nothing on her upper body when it's hot! >
JUN
……S - Sexy - ? H - How did she know I usually sleep with nothing on my upper body……!?
CARLOS
Ahh, Kelly-chan's voice is as delicious as ever. I know it's her even when she's speaking through the voice changer.
CHAN
Oi, Boss……is it really OK to let this obscene radio channel continue to exist?
GITARIN
Mmm. Isn't it sort of interesting? I approve, I approve. It's totally OK, so keep that coming! Actually, I'm all for adding an adult-only corner in the midnight slot!
CHAN
……How did the East manage to keep its higher-up structure under such a Boss again……?
GEN
Oi oi, she's starting to tell everyone our ages and hobbies now.
CHAN
……Mr. Boss, you, um, are you not going to do anything about this leak of our private information? I really think we should stop her.
GITARIN
Nah, it's OK.
CARLOS
Why?
GITARIN
Because - I won't lie to you - the one who gave Kelly-chan all that private information about you is meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeegahhhhhhhhhh
JUN
Chan-san! You can't do that! You can't use the Neck-Hanging Tree* on our Head……!
* Neck-Hanging Tree: a professional wrestling move in which a wrestler grasps an opponent's neck with both hands then lifts them up and then slams them.
NAZUNA
……Then we just chop him to death?
JUN
Y - You can't do that either……
(From the left: ?, Ei Yi Li, Ei Li Fan, Liu Tai Fei, ?, Ei Ta Ren, ?, ?, ?, ?, ?, Ei Li Lei)
THE WEST
< So……on the other side of things, the West Area's Self-Patrol Squad is in shorty shorty short garbage without Kuzuhara!
But even so, there's no need for the residents of the West to weep themselves to sleep! As for why - the West has loads of reliable executives, among which many are smooth bastards!
I figure the only one you bastards are actually familiar with is that poster girl Yi Li? Oh the beauty, the sexiness, that Yi Li! You'll fall for that kind of sexiness whether you're a man or a woman! And you won't regret it!
Still, guys, you'd be very wrong if you thought the executives of the West are easy folks to deal with!
The only executive marginally easy to deal with would be Tai Fei, the head of the information branch! His personality must have gotten well-rounded too to match his plump, well-rounded figure!
But it's another story altogether with Li Fan of the administrative branch! He looks like he would kill you if you dared approach him! Unlike his sister Yi Li, he can't be a wolf in cat's clothing since he hasn't got the fur*!
* Here Kelly twists the Japanese idiom "wear a cat" (conceal one's nature) to make fun of the fact that Yi Li wears a fur shawl and conceals her somewhat Machiavellian nature.
Their even younger sister Li Lei is a dark little cutie! Ever seen a girl with huge breasts hugging and stroking a "Rats" kid in her deadpan way? She's actually one of the executives! Eerie, but she's such a super cute assassin of the organization! Eerie-cute, should I say? I like that though! OK, let's move on to the names of the other executives - >
YI LI
I'm the poster girl……? Well, guess it's convenient to be thought of as that so I can't say I really mind.
TAI FEI
It's nothing to get all wound up about. Yum yum……I think she's aware just how scary you can be. Uwah, this pancake is too good, what should I do?
LI FAN
……Why does a lowly radio DJ know our names? Yi Li, how come you still haven't finished her off?
YI LI
This is not nearly enough to bother us. There's no need to finish her off.
LI FAN
Are you looking for excuses to be useless?
YI LI
Alas, but you are the Administrator of this island. Are you trying to make others take the blame for your uselessness?
LI FAN
YOU……!
TAI FEI
Yum yum……I'm head of the information branch. Let's just say I'm the useless one and stop with the fighting…..yum yum.
LI FAN
……Che! Li Lei, what's wrong with you? Aren't you usually already on your way to finish her off by this point?
LI LEI
……Cute. She said. So it's OK.
LI FAN
This is shocking……you jerks are like born for putting up a match with the wackos of the East!
YI LI
I kind of consider that a compliment.