Another Convo with Mater?
so yeah, i sat with me mater, watching television, and i think...i derno, my sister came downstairs and said...something...and then she left. and then this happened, word for word, no exaggeration:
me: i think i am unofficially one of the most perverted people in my school.
mater: why? why is that?
me: because i say everything that people are thinking.
mater: why?
me: because life is sex.
mater: why do you think that?
me: because it's true?
mater: what makes you think these thoughts? are you looking at too much porn?
me: YES! i love looking at porn.
mater gives me a look
me: i love teh boobies?
mater gives me a look
me: and the...penisi...as i like to call them...
i am fo serious. i derno why, but i have been feeling much bolder as of late, so beware ^_^
and on a completely different note, everyone had fun squeezing andrew's ball today. it was quite popular. and kendall, i am sorry to say that andrew is now aware that he is owned (at least partially) by you, and said that he is going to give you the silent treatment in german tomorrow. but i mean, the grimace on his face as i fondled him was totally priceless, and i therefore show no pity towards you.