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[annesexton]

Funny, I just noticed that _dorothy_parker is showing her face around these parts... livejournal, that is. Why hello, Dorothy. May I call you Dot? (Oh, why even ask? You know I'll do it anyway, doll.)

I'm having a cocktail party at my place later on. Don't dress for dinner, if you catch my drift. All poets invited, especially famous ones. Emily D., if

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[opheliablue]

MFAPhDMDSex.

*dies laughing*

Now that I'm dead, I wish to come to your party too.

E.D. is still asleep. At least I think she's asleep. I hope she hasn't gone and died again. I'm sure she would dearly love to come. That is another reason why I should come too - I can hold her hand and help her feel less nervous.

STOP STALKING ME YOU WEIRDO

[_emilydickinson]

I am not asleep. I have been up for hours. I am deeply offended by that....oh let's face it, I am deeply offended by everything you say.

I do not want you to attend the party with me. You will 'cramp my style,' man.

You know, like, get a life and go to your own parties.

l8r

I will be coming (*titter*)

[_emilydickinson]

I will be there with bells on and believe me, I mean that literally. I am finding that I feel a lot more able to let my hair down now that I have come back to life.

I will be there at 8pm, naked as the day I was born, with bells hanging from my nipples.

Look forward to it!

rowr!
E.D. xxxxxxx

[chad_horvath]

Christ, Morney, how many Troll accounts do you have?

(They're all hilarious though, keep it up!)

[opheliablue]

Troll accounts? Troll accounts?? Troll accounts??? Troll accounts????

They are not troll accounts, thankyouverymuch, I am creating characters and writing as them because I am a highly creative person :P

Anyway, a troll account is a journal set up purely to go round arguing with people and trying to get flamed/banned as much as possible. Ok, so that does sound a little like the killer_llamas come to think of it

[annesexton]

Troll?

Why, my boy, I'm as real as a soup can.

Now run along, Chad, now run along...

[_dorothy_parker]

No, you may not call me Dot, dammit.

Did I miss your cocktail party? I had a bit too much at the Algonquin and passed out in a room after getting hot and heavy with robert_lowell.

Jealous much, biotch?

[_emilydickinson]

How can you get 'hot and heavy' with that 'man'?

How did you find his penis? Your magnifying glass must have been really powerful.

[sandragolightly]

anne, let us be friends because I wrote an entire paper on you just last week.