I tend to get a haircut after particularly crappy days. You know how emo people cut when they feel depressed, "to feel the pain"? I think I do a different kind of cutting so I can blame all of it on just one thing: a bad haircut. It makes everything simpler and people stop asking questions. It helps me explain when I don't really feel like it.
April
May
June. Or end of May.
July
Mmm. Never looks that different. But I may have a boy cut by December.