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annerbhp

Happy Halloween!!

Oct 31, 2006 12:57

Title: Jack's Spooktastic Adventure
Author: Annerb
Classicifications: Humor, crack, S/J
Warnings: Blatant abuse of Celine Dion, songfic, babyfic, good taste, and, on occasion, the English language.
Author's Note: I guess you could see this as second in my series of Un-Holiday fics, of which The Last Christmas was first. I'd blame Queen Mab, if she ( Read more... )

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Comments 26

surreallis October 31 2006, 21:20:42 UTC

Intergalactic space hero or not, Jack O’Neill began to scream like a little girl.

*DIES*

*RESURRECTS AND READS AGAIN*

*DIES AGAIN*

HAHAHAHAAAAA!

That was the scariest thing I've ever read. Or close to it. ;)

annerbhp October 31 2006, 23:42:23 UTC

Glad you found it amusing and not just in bad taste. I can never tell where I am when I write crackfic. Probably why I don't do it too much. (Though I do have this Bush and Anubis ficlet sitting on my hard drive....:P)

Hope it provided you with a pleasant Halloween fright. :)

I'll use the icon again.

splash_the_cat October 31 2006, 21:39:32 UTC

What Jenn said. :) Though I think the MPreg briefing was my favorite.

annerbhp October 31 2006, 23:43:43 UTC

Heheh. Thanks! Hope they were both stupid and cute enough for you, to be worthy of that icon. :)

lorettakay October 31 2006, 21:49:28 UTC

Hand to God, if I would have been drinking anything, my keyboard so would be ruined.

I can't decide which nightmare I liked the best though.

annerbhp October 31 2006, 23:45:02 UTC

Hehe! I guess I should have added that warning at the top. Glad it amused you (but didn't you find it scary too? It's supposed to be frightening! Lol.)

lorettakay November 1 2006, 00:54:42 UTC

(well the whole Sam singing thing, almost made me stop reading and hit my back button quickly, but I carried on. I skimmed the lyrics so the damage isn't too bad. :D)

Always put spit warnings.

annerbhp November 1 2006, 01:35:36 UTC

Ack! My crack fic almost made you loose your faith in me! Woe! :)

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syxp October 31 2006, 22:30:05 UTC

That was the funniest thing ever.
You really should write more crackFic.

All three of them. lol.

sharon the amused

annerbhp October 31 2006, 23:47:18 UTC

Crack fic is like cheesecake, where you just know you are going to pay for eating it later, but at the time it is just irresistable. Has about the same nutritional value as well. :)

Happy to make you chuckle!

katcorvi October 31 2006, 23:27:32 UTC

You wrote this for me? I'm so scared, flabbergasted, horrified, speechless honored that I really don't know what to say. Well, I can say that it's cracktastic in the best sense of the word. And you used Celine Dion! Schmoopies, you're the best!!11!1!!1!

As I read, I cried. It's so perfectly bad and wonderfully awful. One bad dream after the next, although I was sure when Daniel poked him that it was turning into slash. I never saw the mpreg coming, and neither did Jack. Excellent!

Reality was perfect with not a blintz or tiny cherub in sight. Thank you. I'm just wowed and honored.

annerbhp October 31 2006, 23:52:47 UTC

Hehehe. This is the result of a half a dozen comments we have shared back and forth over the last month or so. Then I got your halloween card last night (thank so much) and I just had to sit down and write this. My muse was feeling cracktastic. And how could I have used anything less than Celine? She's your hero! I tried hard to hit all the bases. Glad you are 'wowed and honored' and not 'disgusted and nauseated'. :P