he who tries, will be wasted.

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nothing frustrates most americans more than political apathy.
and this makes me laugh.
because i have political apathy.
and i like making people frustrated.
i
am
an
asshole.

it's proven by science, friends.

also,
i'm at cafe coco right at this very moment,
and my friend john and i were talking about the absolute, most offensive band name ever.
and we think we could probably corner the market on this one...
i'll give you a hint:
it's about jesus.

what offensive band names can you come up with?
and then i might tell you our offensive band name.

next, we'll both laugh.
and people will be offended.
it's great.

john and i have offended about everyone here in the back bar.
we made people's jaws drop.
it's awesome.
and that's the real reason i had to write this post.
so i could forever etch it into history.
years down the road,
this will still be somewhere on the internet.
even if i delete it,
because of thosse stupid websites where you can find anything anyone's ever posted.

what that one website called?
oh yeah: the wayback machine.
try it.
it'll unleash your deepest darkest secrets.
or just the ones you posted online....
awesome.