i'm not angry, i'm just expressing my inner anguish. you know how i do.
You know what really fucking pisses me off?
No, I'm not talking about that bitch again...
I mean, like normal stuff, other than humanity in general.
Well, since I've given you enough hints
and all you can come up with is the bitch I've been speaking about lately and humanity in general,
both of which are true, but not today.
Today, what really pisses me off is when someone decides to eat the rest of the Wheat Thins, save two, and put the box back in the pantry.
Who in the hell does that?
My sister.
If you ask her why, she'll say something along the lines of,
"Well, I felt bad eating the last one, so I saved a couple for the next person."
And you know, that's sweet and everything,
but now I'm craving Wheat Thins, merely because I opened the pantry door look for anything to eat.
I wouldn't have ever wanted Wheat Thins, but upon seeing them, I thought to myself,
Wow, those would be awesome to eat right now.
If I'd seen Goldfish first, I might be craving those right now, and satisfying my craving,
because there'd be more than two left.
But no, I want Wheat Thins because you had to leave two in the box that's placed right at eye level when I swing open the door.
Two Wheat Thins are not going to satisfy this craving.
That is what really fucking pisses me off right now.
No, I'm not talking about that bitch again...
I mean, like normal stuff, other than humanity in general.
Well, since I've given you enough hints
and all you can come up with is the bitch I've been speaking about lately and humanity in general,
both of which are true, but not today.
Today, what really pisses me off is when someone decides to eat the rest of the Wheat Thins, save two, and put the box back in the pantry.
Who in the hell does that?
My sister.
If you ask her why, she'll say something along the lines of,
"Well, I felt bad eating the last one, so I saved a couple for the next person."
And you know, that's sweet and everything,
but now I'm craving Wheat Thins, merely because I opened the pantry door look for anything to eat.
I wouldn't have ever wanted Wheat Thins, but upon seeing them, I thought to myself,
Wow, those would be awesome to eat right now.
If I'd seen Goldfish first, I might be craving those right now, and satisfying my craving,
because there'd be more than two left.
But no, I want Wheat Thins because you had to leave two in the box that's placed right at eye level when I swing open the door.
Two Wheat Thins are not going to satisfy this craving.
That is what really fucking pisses me off right now.