I performed oral surgery on myself.
I was eating a cookie when all of a sudden I felt a sharp pain in my mouth. I kept chewing... and I realized that a tooth I had what that horrible ex-dentist of mine calls a "root canal" on it was cracked on one side and that that one part had to be pulled out of my gums in order for me to function like a human.
So, I tried to pull it out but it wasn't going to budge. It hurt a bit too so I put oragel on it... and pulled it out.
Mouth bled a bit... swished some mouthwash (all natural with no alcohol in it mind you) and spit out some blood.
Because the dentist is mostly what made my teeth like this, I'm not going to one.
What was the point of this? And I know you guys are totally wondering why the fuck I'm posting this, but whatever.
I keep watching this episode of conan with andrew wk on it. I want him to be my friend... as long as I don't have to listen to his music.