BAHAHAHA
Best. Fanfiction. Ever. (You don't have to have played the game to appreciate its glory)
Here is the entirely of it:
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One fine day Katsuya was frolicking down the street. Well not frolicking, he's not the type to frolic. I guess walking would be a better word. But it was a happy kind of walk. The type of walk that, had he breasts, they would be bouncing. As he walked his happy breast-bouncing walk down the street his surly angstball of a younger brother rode by on his motorcycle. Tatsuya was hunched over his motorcycle in a truly angsty way. The angst wafted off him much the way perfume wafts off old ladies that own small dogs that look like mops. At the same time as all this Nyarly was bored. See, when you're a really damn powerful tentacle monster that lives forever because of the dark emotions in human hearts, its really easy to get bored. There's not much to do between plots to destroy the world beyond having phone sex with Philemon. But even phone sex with Philemon gets boring because that gay little pansy in his butterfly mask enjoyed the mad tentacle sex. So Nyarly went to Sumaru city and violated everyone and much tentacle sex was had by all.
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Oh fanfiction.net... when will you ever cease to amuse me...
Here is the entirely of it:
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One fine day Katsuya was frolicking down the street. Well not frolicking, he's not the type to frolic. I guess walking would be a better word. But it was a happy kind of walk. The type of walk that, had he breasts, they would be bouncing. As he walked his happy breast-bouncing walk down the street his surly angstball of a younger brother rode by on his motorcycle. Tatsuya was hunched over his motorcycle in a truly angsty way. The angst wafted off him much the way perfume wafts off old ladies that own small dogs that look like mops. At the same time as all this Nyarly was bored. See, when you're a really damn powerful tentacle monster that lives forever because of the dark emotions in human hearts, its really easy to get bored. There's not much to do between plots to destroy the world beyond having phone sex with Philemon. But even phone sex with Philemon gets boring because that gay little pansy in his butterfly mask enjoyed the mad tentacle sex. So Nyarly went to Sumaru city and violated everyone and much tentacle sex was had by all.
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Oh fanfiction.net... when will you ever cease to amuse me...