Dude. Wut. Unsettled and I were talking about it the other night!
DO WE JUST ALL LIVE IN EACH OTHER'S BRAINS?
Btw. We would need a name for the comm. "Slashfic, my dear" jumps out at me personally. xD IDK but yeah. SO EXCITED YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. AM IN CAPSLOCK ATM.
Bassam, that might be it, yeah! And no, no, not very nice just = power play/hate/LOL SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK sex! :D
And and and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JUST SO EXCITED THAT I HAVE SOMEONE TO FLAIL AT. SERIOUSLY. (Um... NOT THAT YOU TWO AREN'T WONDERFUL, UNSETTLED AND MEGAN, DARLINGS!) But someone NEW. :DDDDDD
Also. This fudgesicle thing? Not over. I might have to just poke you every once in a while like HEY BTW EATEN A FUDGESICLE YET?
Also wut friending you like now. Self, why didn't you do that sooner? You suck, self.
Pbbbt no seriously though, getting off of penises for a moment (LOL SELF STFU YOU MAKE HORRIBLE JOKES), when Ferris picked out that little bit of bone and dropped it in the matchbox. OMG. Just. Sweetest, saddest, most psychologically disturbed moment of post-mortem fluff ever. So cute.
Imagine the pillow-talk the day Hani fucks Roger into Roger's bed.
Hani: Hmmm... and what is this, my dear? *picks a little matchbox up from Roger's bedside table*
Roger: *looks* Oh, that's a little bone fragment. All I have left of my former lover after he exploded and got embedded in my arm.
Hani: ...*twitch*
(Also, brain can't decide about calling him "Roger" or "Ferris". I guess brain doesn't feel on a first-name basis with him yet.)
Awwww, that just. I feel like the first sex scene is the most nerve-wracking moment of a writer's life. Ugh. Mine. IDEK. Ask unsettled about this one. I say I copped out and had Lord Blackwood come early. She has some sort of amazing thing where I made an artistic decision and conveyed the true horror of rape through the victim's eyes by making him black out or something. IDEK. It was amazing.
AND OMG THIS: Sweetest, saddest, most psychologically disturbed moment of post-mortem fluff ever. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY THOUGHTS, YOU HAVE THEM, EXCEPT FAR MORE COHERENT. ACTUALLY, THAT WHOLE DAMN THING THERE, WHAT WITH HANI TWITCHING.
FUCK, I SHOULD JUST SIGN ON TO IM, RATHER THAN COMMENT SPAMMING YOU TWO. IN A MINUTE.
RE: SLASHFIC, MY DEAR: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA.
RE: CIGAR PORN: HAHAHAHAHAYES
RE: HOFFMAN TAPPING: OMG GET OUTTA MY HEAD, BECAUSE BECAUSE ... YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO THAT RIGHT NOW, BUT YES
RE: LOLOLOL BOYFRIEND: SERIOUSLY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD. BECAUSE THE SECOND TIME I WATCHED FOR COMMENTARY, I WAS WAITING TO SEE IF HE WAS MARRIED, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, DAMN. HOW DO I FIX THAT?
BUT THERE CAN STILL BE PLANS! AND EPICNESS! AND RELATING THINGS BACK AND ANGSTING AND MEMORIES AND SHIT AND OMG I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T SHUT UP.
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DO WE JUST ALL LIVE IN EACH OTHER'S BRAINS?
Btw. We would need a name for the comm. "Slashfic, my dear" jumps out at me personally. xD IDK but yeah. SO EXCITED YOU THINK THIS IS A GOOD IDEA. AM IN CAPSLOCK ATM.
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And and and FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF JUST SO EXCITED THAT I HAVE SOMEONE TO FLAIL AT. SERIOUSLY. (Um... NOT THAT YOU TWO AREN'T WONDERFUL, UNSETTLED AND MEGAN, DARLINGS!) But someone NEW. :DDDDDD
Also. This fudgesicle thing? Not over. I might have to just poke you every once in a while like HEY BTW EATEN A FUDGESICLE YET?
Also wut friending you like now. Self, why didn't you do that sooner? You suck, self.
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Imagine the pillow-talk the day Hani fucks Roger into Roger's bed.
Hani: Hmmm... and what is this, my dear? *picks a little matchbox up from Roger's bedside table*
Roger: *looks* Oh, that's a little bone fragment. All I have left of my former lover after he exploded and got embedded in my arm.
Hani: ...*twitch*
(Also, brain can't decide about calling him "Roger" or "Ferris". I guess brain doesn't feel on a first-name basis with him yet.)
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...wait. YOU MEAN THE AMAZING ONE? NOT HORRIBLE. AT ALL. HOT. GOOD. UNF. YES. OTHER WORDS.
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AND OMG THIS: Sweetest, saddest, most psychologically disturbed moment of post-mortem fluff ever. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. MY THOUGHTS, YOU HAVE THEM, EXCEPT FAR MORE COHERENT. ACTUALLY, THAT WHOLE DAMN THING THERE, WHAT WITH HANI TWITCHING.
FUCK, I SHOULD JUST SIGN ON TO IM, RATHER THAN COMMENT SPAMMING YOU TWO. IN A MINUTE.
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RE: SLASHFIC, MY DEAR: BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAA.
RE: CIGAR PORN: HAHAHAHAHAYES
RE: HOFFMAN TAPPING: OMG GET OUTTA MY HEAD, BECAUSE BECAUSE ... YEAH, I'M NOT GOING TO GO INTO THAT RIGHT NOW, BUT YES
RE: LOLOLOL BOYFRIEND: SERIOUSLY, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HEAD. BECAUSE THE SECOND TIME I WATCHED FOR COMMENTARY, I WAS WAITING TO SEE IF HE WAS MARRIED, AND THEN I WAS LIKE, DAMN. HOW DO I FIX THAT?
BUT THERE CAN STILL BE PLANS! AND EPICNESS! AND RELATING THINGS BACK AND ANGSTING AND MEMORIES AND SHIT AND OMG I'M SO EXCITED I CAN'T SHUT UP.
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