Fic: Mayhem
Title: Mayhem
Fandom: Thor, Allstate commercials
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Prompt: Like the subject says, Loki and Mayhem (yes, from the Allstate commercials). It's love at first gigantic destructive whatever.
Summary: Loki and Thor have a visitor in the bedroom.
Note: This is really just a mini-fill, but I might write another piece later. The idea of Mayhem/Loki intrigues me.
Mayhem
"I'm a sudden case of erectile dysfunction."
"Thor, goddamnit, why aren't you fucking me now?!"
"Errr..."
"If you got your health insurance where you got your fifteen minute auto insurance, you're gonna be stuck walking to the pharmacy alone at midnight for some Viagra." An enormous flash of lightning lights up the sky, and the previously quiet night is suddenly drenched in a torrential downpour. "In the rain."
"I shall... I'm sure it shall work this time, brother."
"I NEED SOMETHING IN MY ASS IMMEDIATELY, THOR. DO NOT MAKE ME USE THE HANDLE OF YOUR HAMMER AGAIN."
"So get Allstate. Then you'll be better protected from mayhem..." Mayhem brushes a feathery light kiss across Loki's lips which Loki, in his near-hysteria, doesn't notice. "Like me."
Fandom: Thor, Allstate commercials
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Prompt: Like the subject says, Loki and Mayhem (yes, from the Allstate commercials). It's love at first gigantic destructive whatever.
Summary: Loki and Thor have a visitor in the bedroom.
Note: This is really just a mini-fill, but I might write another piece later. The idea of Mayhem/Loki intrigues me.
Mayhem
"I'm a sudden case of erectile dysfunction."
"Thor, goddamnit, why aren't you fucking me now?!"
"Errr..."
"If you got your health insurance where you got your fifteen minute auto insurance, you're gonna be stuck walking to the pharmacy alone at midnight for some Viagra." An enormous flash of lightning lights up the sky, and the previously quiet night is suddenly drenched in a torrential downpour. "In the rain."
"I shall... I'm sure it shall work this time, brother."
"I NEED SOMETHING IN MY ASS IMMEDIATELY, THOR. DO NOT MAKE ME USE THE HANDLE OF YOUR HAMMER AGAIN."
"So get Allstate. Then you'll be better protected from mayhem..." Mayhem brushes a feathery light kiss across Loki's lips which Loki, in his near-hysteria, doesn't notice. "Like me."