Dear internet

[anneka_neko]

You know those little ads that are like "5 TRICKS TO COLLECT THOUSANDS IN TAX REFUNDS!" or "THIS WOMAN BECAME A MILLIONAIRE WORKING FROM HOME! FIND OUT HOW!", etc? Just in case you were thinking of creating one yourself, guys, a little tip. If the person in the picture clearly can't even afford a haircut from Great Clips on one of their sales days with a coupon for a free haircut taped to their face?

I don't believe they know anything about getting rich.

In other news, my cat just ate a firefly and I'm pretty sure his mouth is glowing.