Green Lantern is serious business
scrapbullet and I were chatting about nonsense, and we came up with some pretty sound theories about Green Lantern, guys. I think you should read them, and you'll see that these are very logical and plausible theories we have.
Anneka: no
Anneka: NO.
Anneka: HEIMDALL.
scrapbullet: ....abin sur and heimdall?
scrapbullet: ....
scrapbullet: whoa
Anneka: THEY WOULD BE BFFS
scrapbullet: holy shit
scrapbullet: they so would
Anneka: RIGHT?!
scrapbullet: hooooly shit anne
Anneka: MIND BLOWN, AMMIRITE?
scrapbullet: HELL YES
scrapbullet: FF
scrapbullet: DAMN YOU
Anneka: :D
scrapbullet: IT MUST HAPPEN
Anneka: you know abin sur used to pop by the bifrost when he was alive
Anneka: bring heimdall muffins or something
Anneka: chitchat about interstellar nonsense
scrapbullet: XD
scrapbullet: and there's nothing stopping him from popping in every now and then anyway. abin sur has this annoying habit of lurking
Anneka: well yes
Anneka: but it's trickier to bring muffins now
scrapbullet: he brings KNOWLEDGE
scrapbullet: he knows how much of a secret nerd he is
Anneka: KNOWLEDGE MUFFINS
scrapbullet: booooooo
scrapbullet: are they chocolate?
Anneka: no
Anneka: blueberry <3
scrapbullet: y'know, sinestro sexed up abin sur's sister
Anneka: lulz
Anneka: awkwaaaaaard~
scrapbullet: ...they had a kid
scrapbullet: oopsy
Anneka: oh dear god
Anneka: CHRISTMAS WITH THE GREEN LANTERNS MUST BE VERY QUIET
scrapbullet: lmfao.
scrapbullet: oh gosh.
Anneka: ...*COUGH* SO. WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU?
Anneka: OH, NOTHING MUCH. SOME ASSHOLE KNOCKED UP MY SISTER.
Anneka: ...*COUGH*.
scrapbullet: XD
scrapbullet: *dies*
scrapbullet: pahahahaha
Anneka: then they just sit there awkwardly while tomar-re and kilowog are like ...SO, UH... ANYONE WANT BREAD?
Anneka: and hal's like *headtable* REMIND ME WHY THIS IS AN HONOR?
Anneka: sinestro accidentally takes the last roll
Anneka: next thing you know there are bright green nukes at the table
Anneka: hal's just hiding behind kilo while tomar-re yells sternly
scrapbullet: XD hooo shit
scrapbullet: ...i cant blame sinestro, though, arin sur's supposed to be a looker.
Anneka: man
Anneka: you know what else has gotta be awkward?
Anneka: when the guardians get together
Anneka: because you know parallax wants in
Anneka: and you can't exactly say NO
Anneka: he's an old bro and all
Anneka: but it's really awkward because he's the ultimate source of evil
Anneka: and you're like ...SO, UH. HOW'S EVIL GOING?
scrapbullet: awww, poor parallax XD
Anneka: and he's like ER... PRETTY GOOD. HOW'S UH... HOW'S THE FIGHT AGAINST EVIL?
scrapbullet: awkward family dinner is awkward
Anneka: OH, CAN'T COMPLAIN
scrapbullet: YEAH, SO, GUYS
scrapbullet: THIS IS MY ADOPTED SON
scrapbullet: HIS NAME'S HECTOR
Anneka: awwww HECTOR
scrapbullet: ..SAY HI HECTOR
Anneka: hector's like ...*twitch* YOU PROMISED ME CHICK
Anneka: and parallax is like SHHHH NOT AT THE TABLE, I'M SORRY GUYS, HE NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT HER VAGINA
Anneka: no
Anneka: NO.
Anneka: HEIMDALL.
scrapbullet: ....abin sur and heimdall?
scrapbullet: ....
scrapbullet: whoa
Anneka: THEY WOULD BE BFFS
scrapbullet: holy shit
scrapbullet: they so would
Anneka: RIGHT?!
scrapbullet: hooooly shit anne
Anneka: MIND BLOWN, AMMIRITE?
scrapbullet: HELL YES
scrapbullet: FF
scrapbullet: DAMN YOU
Anneka: :D
scrapbullet: IT MUST HAPPEN
Anneka: you know abin sur used to pop by the bifrost when he was alive
Anneka: bring heimdall muffins or something
Anneka: chitchat about interstellar nonsense
scrapbullet: XD
scrapbullet: and there's nothing stopping him from popping in every now and then anyway. abin sur has this annoying habit of lurking
Anneka: well yes
Anneka: but it's trickier to bring muffins now
scrapbullet: he brings KNOWLEDGE
scrapbullet: he knows how much of a secret nerd he is
Anneka: KNOWLEDGE MUFFINS
scrapbullet: booooooo
scrapbullet: are they chocolate?
Anneka: no
Anneka: blueberry <3
scrapbullet: y'know, sinestro sexed up abin sur's sister
Anneka: lulz
Anneka: awkwaaaaaard~
scrapbullet: ...they had a kid
scrapbullet: oopsy
Anneka: oh dear god
Anneka: CHRISTMAS WITH THE GREEN LANTERNS MUST BE VERY QUIET
scrapbullet: lmfao.
scrapbullet: oh gosh.
Anneka: ...*COUGH* SO. WHAT'S NEW WITH YOU?
Anneka: OH, NOTHING MUCH. SOME ASSHOLE KNOCKED UP MY SISTER.
Anneka: ...*COUGH*.
scrapbullet: XD
scrapbullet: *dies*
scrapbullet: pahahahaha
Anneka: then they just sit there awkwardly while tomar-re and kilowog are like ...SO, UH... ANYONE WANT BREAD?
Anneka: and hal's like *headtable* REMIND ME WHY THIS IS AN HONOR?
Anneka: sinestro accidentally takes the last roll
Anneka: next thing you know there are bright green nukes at the table
Anneka: hal's just hiding behind kilo while tomar-re yells sternly
scrapbullet: XD hooo shit
scrapbullet: ...i cant blame sinestro, though, arin sur's supposed to be a looker.
Anneka: man
Anneka: you know what else has gotta be awkward?
Anneka: when the guardians get together
Anneka: because you know parallax wants in
Anneka: and you can't exactly say NO
Anneka: he's an old bro and all
Anneka: but it's really awkward because he's the ultimate source of evil
Anneka: and you're like ...SO, UH. HOW'S EVIL GOING?
scrapbullet: awww, poor parallax XD
Anneka: and he's like ER... PRETTY GOOD. HOW'S UH... HOW'S THE FIGHT AGAINST EVIL?
scrapbullet: awkward family dinner is awkward
Anneka: OH, CAN'T COMPLAIN
scrapbullet: YEAH, SO, GUYS
scrapbullet: THIS IS MY ADOPTED SON
scrapbullet: HIS NAME'S HECTOR
Anneka: awwww HECTOR
scrapbullet: ..SAY HI HECTOR
Anneka: hector's like ...*twitch* YOU PROMISED ME CHICK
Anneka: and parallax is like SHHHH NOT AT THE TABLE, I'M SORRY GUYS, HE NEVER SHUTS UP ABOUT HER VAGINA