Megan's birthday present!
Posting an early birthday present for darling Megan (the_me09 ), because she turns TWENTY on Friday, and HOLY SHIT TWO DECADES OF MEGAN! YAAAAY! This fic is tailor-made for you, dearest~ <3
Title: Megan Gets to be Right Today
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes 09, Mojo, Dark Knight, Cillian Murphy exists
Rating: M
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Hear that sound? That's Megan's panties being set aflame.
Note: But not like an STD. 'cause that'd be weird if a fic did that.
Megan Gets to be Right Today
Once upon a time, Nicholas Coward was sitting around being delicate and pale and pretty and generally being the woman in a heterosexual relationship except that both of them had dicks. He was wearing a frilly pink corset with lots of black lace and his eyes were green, because on Megan's birthday she gets to be right about Hans' eyes, even though she's wrong. Henry came in and made mushy eyes at Nicholas, and Nicholas made mushy eyes at Henry, and then they fucked.
And then Baby and Silver Johnny were sitting there and Johnny was hurting pretty and Baby was like "awwww" and they were fucking too and there were bruises blossoming on pale and flawless skin and soft hair and gentle caresses and all that bullshit.
And then the Joker was fucking Batman, or Batman was fucking the Joker, whichever Megan feels like, because it's her birthday so she gets to choose and anyways either way it's hot, so I don't really care which one she picks, and it was really gay and it was hot and dark and dirty, but it's Megan so there's still also some romantic bullshit and softly sparkling eyes and all that nonsense.
And then everyone jizzed on Cillian Murphy.
Title: Megan Gets to be Right Today
Fandoms: Sherlock Holmes 09, Mojo, Dark Knight, Cillian Murphy exists
Rating: M
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Hear that sound? That's Megan's panties being set aflame.
Note: But not like an STD. 'cause that'd be weird if a fic did that.
Megan Gets to be Right Today
Once upon a time, Nicholas Coward was sitting around being delicate and pale and pretty and generally being the woman in a heterosexual relationship except that both of them had dicks. He was wearing a frilly pink corset with lots of black lace and his eyes were green, because on Megan's birthday she gets to be right about Hans' eyes, even though she's wrong. Henry came in and made mushy eyes at Nicholas, and Nicholas made mushy eyes at Henry, and then they fucked.
And then Baby and Silver Johnny were sitting there and Johnny was hurting pretty and Baby was like "awwww" and they were fucking too and there were bruises blossoming on pale and flawless skin and soft hair and gentle caresses and all that bullshit.
And then the Joker was fucking Batman, or Batman was fucking the Joker, whichever Megan feels like, because it's her birthday so she gets to choose and anyways either way it's hot, so I don't really care which one she picks, and it was really gay and it was hot and dark and dirty, but it's Megan so there's still also some romantic bullshit and softly sparkling eyes and all that nonsense.
And then everyone jizzed on Cillian Murphy.