Counter Kitties (OH BINX.)

[anneka_neko]

Anneka: BINX. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTER ITEM. YOU ARE A CAT.
Anneka: CATS ARE NOT MEANT TO BE ON THE COUNTER.
Anneka: THE COUNTER IS FOR THE TOASTER AND LOAVES OF BREAD AND DIRTY DISHES AND THE BANANA BOWL.
Anneka: NOT KITTIES.
Anneka: UNLESS YOU WISH TO BE TREATED AS A COMESTIBLE, YOU DO NOT GO ON THE COUNTER.
Anneka: BINX THINKS HE IS A COUNTER KITTY.
Anneka: BUT HE IS WRONG.

THAT. JUST. YEAH.

OH BINX.