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packing
is the worst...i mean, ok, so i may only NEED four pairs of underwear,
but that doesn't mean that i'm not allowed to pack 12. i mean,
what if i get really drunk and forget to go to the bathroom?? not
that i'm incontinent..don't spread that around. I AM NOT
INCONTINENT! ok, done. hooray for flyin bryan and i
actually being in lexington at the same time..i think the last time
that happened, we were planning a halley's comet party,
sheesh...another hooray for jess and dorie, making sure that i will
spend no lonely nights...jess+anne+too much wine= the craziest
undocumented girls gone wild on the motherfucking PLANET! game
tomorrow night, just washed all my uk gear..is it sad that i have an
entire load of (hahah, load) of uk basketball clothes? i think
not! eh, not my problem anyways, i'm a product of years and years
of brainwashing..you grow up in lextown, ya bleed blue...shit
happens...these damn murrayans (murrites? oooh, mur-fuckers!!!)
*start over* these damned mur-fuckers just don't understand...but
we'll see who has the last laugh.
muahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahhahahah *deep breath*
ahahahahahahahhahhahahaha...ok, that went on a little too long...the
webster's word of the day (yes, i'm one of THOSE people) was
"nosegay". now, come on...that'll put a little sunshine on your
dumbass...oh, by the way, way to go, parental units, for making too
much money..because of you fartknockers, i'm screwed...so thanks for
nothing.
words that need to make a comeback:
fartknockers
buttface
dillweed
dickhole
fuckface (i looked it up..it's all one word)
a-hole (ok, ok, i know it's not really gone, but i just love it)
and, even though i THOUGH i had brought it back, but was sorely mistaked...cheesed off
words that need to make a comeback:
fartknockers
buttface
dillweed
dickhole
fuckface (i looked it up..it's all one word)
a-hole (ok, ok, i know it's not really gone, but i just love it)
and, even though i THOUGH i had brought it back, but was sorely mistaked...cheesed off