john stamos must die!!!
Ok, so I'm sitting here watching Full House (I know, I know), and I'm thinkin that John Stamos is evil. Pure and simple. EVIL! I once had a dream that he beat me with a baseball bat. I almost died. Then he put a knife to my throat and said that if I ever told anyone, he'd kill me. Swear to God. It was the most horrifying experience of my life, and it didn't even happen!! So anyways, Stamos, if you read this, please stay away from athletic equipment and me. Thank you. On a lighter note, my cat Pete is really fat. Not like, fat girl in high school fat, but like, Sally Struthers eating small children fat. And he loves it. A lot. I'll post a pic of him as soon as i can find the doohickey for my digicam. God, why am I so boring? OOHH, but I AM stoked to be going back to the Lex Vegas for some high quality friend time. Ahh, memories. I'll laugh, I'll cry, I'll probably drink myself stupid and do a really really bad rendition of "Just A Gigolo" in a karaoke bar. Good times. Eh, I'll be back later, it's not like I have a life, or anything. The end.