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ok, ok ok. so....the reason i haven't been online in about a million years is because....! i broke the internet...ok, so, not the whole entire thing, and i really didn't break anything, but i guess all i can say is that the internet was down and now it's up. not gonna be able to get home this weekend...damn..BUTT, i will so be home for turkey day that it's not even funny...let's see, anything new and exciting happen to me recently? ... ... ... ... no. oh, ok..the puppy went to KY, and i miss her, even though she barks at everything and everybody. my cat is still a fat, lazy ass, and i had to get up at the ASScrack of dawn yesterday so that some bitch could take a picture of my house. ok, she wasn't just some bitch, she was the realtor, but STILL....i'm really tired when writing this, and i'm running off of pure adrenaline, which is probably why i'm not making any sense right now. last night was open mike night at st. elmo's (all together, now.."wanna be a man in motion, all i need is a pair of wings"). that was pretty cool...ooh, by the goddamn way, what in the world possessed that guy to sing "wanna be a man in motion"? that is the stupidest, most butt-heady thing that i've ever heard of in my whole life, except for maybe that "africa" lyric that goes "i know that i must do what's right/as sure as kiliminjaro rises like olympus above the sarengeti"...way to suck, toto...way to be. ok, enough bitching about shitty lyrics from awesomely bad songs. i think i'm done for now, i need a shower because i smell like mustard..(no, emily, not bacon)..i will try to be more exciting later...the ned.