Almost perfect!

[annearchy]

All that's missing is David Cook...

On the twelfth day of Christmas, annearchy sent to me...

Twelve progressive politics drumming
Eleven austin texas piping
Ten new orleans a-leaping
Nine hogwarts dancing
Eight ncis a-milking
Seven guitarists a-swimming
Six democrats a-writing
Five mi-i-i-ilwaukee brewers
Four fawlty towers
Three forensic files
Two word nerds
...and a chocolate in a monte montgomery.