Sep 05, 2004 15:15
Dear Diary,
There sure are a lot of robots in outer space. More robots than I'd have thought. Some robots are friendly robots, and some robots are in alliance with the space-nazis, so I have been told to be wary of robots. The good thing about robots is that they are incapable of telling you lies. I walk up to a robot, I ask, "Query: are you a space-nazi?" and the robot will respond with either, "Affirmative," or, "Negative." Today, however, when the rocketship was docked at a rocket-port, I saw a robot and I waved at it, as I am not usually allowed to leave the rocketship, and the robot waved back at me. I don't know why this is, except for the fact that he was possibly a greet-bot and was just trying to be friendly. I guess he didn't know I was a space-jew.