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[anne_i_am]

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In February I helped vagueconfession hide a body (-173 points). Last Monday I committed genocide... Sorry about that, hellomoto (-5000 points). Last Sunday I helped darksoulsatan see the light (8 points). In November I bought porn for zeldoovie (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5181 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
anne_i_am