Last night's Colbert Report
Joke about an American president who died soon after having a snack of iced milk, cherries and pickled cucumber:
Don't forget the rhyme every college student knows!
Iced milk and cucumber before cherry: you're feeling merry;
Iced milk and cherry before cucumber: eternal slumber!
Don't forget the rhyme every college student knows!
Iced milk and cucumber before cherry: you're feeling merry;
Iced milk and cherry before cucumber: eternal slumber!