Just a lil Bekah humor
>Top 20 Ways to Confuse Your Roommate
>
>1.Sit up. Say, "Time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often.
>2.Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door,
>and look relieved.
>3.Every night before you go to bed, beg your roommate for a glass
>of water. When he brings it to you, dump it on the floor and
>immediately got to sleep. If the roommate ever refuses to bring
>you a glass of water, lie on the bed and pretend to be dying of
>dehydration- make annoying gagging noises until your roommate obeys.
>4.Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch
>at areas of the room that are sunny.
>5.Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "Hello." Look confused and
>hang up.
>6.Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
>7.When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a
>different tune.
>8.Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him.
>9.Constantly drink from an empty glass.
>10.Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue
>or a glove.
>11.While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine
>won't start.
>12.Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
>13.Insist that your roommate recite the pledge of allegiance with you
>every morning.
>14.Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit
>into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your
>roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
>15.Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make a milkshake
>every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake
>using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the
>shake, then at the empty hamster cage, then say, "What? I was curious!"
>16.Try to make meals using your roommates electric blanket.
>17.Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim that "they" are not getting enough
>oxygen.
>18.Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's
>pictures.
>19.Get a surfboard and put it on your bed. Stand on it and pretend to
>surf for about fifteen minutes. Then pretend to wipe out and fall
>off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your
>roommate comes over to rescue you. Refer to him as "my hero" from then on.
>20.Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake
>him up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."
>
>1.Sit up. Say, "Time to make the donuts." Leave. Do this often.
>2.Every five minutes, get up, open the door, peek out, close the door,
>and look relieved.
>3.Every night before you go to bed, beg your roommate for a glass
>of water. When he brings it to you, dump it on the floor and
>immediately got to sleep. If the roommate ever refuses to bring
>you a glass of water, lie on the bed and pretend to be dying of
>dehydration- make annoying gagging noises until your roommate obeys.
>4.Express an extreme fear of sunlight. Move away from and flinch
>at areas of the room that are sunny.
>5.Pick up the phone every five minutes and say "Hello." Look confused and
>hang up.
>6.Unwrap a candy bar. Eat the wrapper and throw the chocolate away.
>7.When listening to the radio, sing along with different lyrics and a
>different tune.
>8.Address your roommate by a different name every time you talk to him.
>9.Constantly drink from an empty glass.
>10.Every time you handle something of your roommate's, use a tissue
>or a glove.
>11.While unlocking your door with the key, complain that the engine
>won't start.
>12.Name your animal crackers. Mourn for them after you eat them.
>13.Insist that your roommate recite the pledge of allegiance with you
>every morning.
>14.Get a pet rabbit. At a designated time every day, take the rabbit
>into the bathroom and engage in loud shouting matches. If your
>roommate inquires, refuse to discuss the situation.
>15.Keep a hamster as a pet. Buy a blender, and make a milkshake
>every day. Then, one day, get rid of the hamster. Make a shake
>using a lot of ketchup. When your roommate comes in, look at the
>shake, then at the empty hamster cage, then say, "What? I was curious!"
>16.Try to make meals using your roommates electric blanket.
>17.Aerate your underwear drawer. Claim that "they" are not getting enough
>oxygen.
>18.Put black tape over the eyes of the people in your roommate's
>pictures.
>19.Get a surfboard and put it on your bed. Stand on it and pretend to
>surf for about fifteen minutes. Then pretend to wipe out and fall
>off the bed onto the floor. Pretend you are drowning until your
>roommate comes over to rescue you. Refer to him as "my hero" from then on.
>20.Every time your roommate falls asleep, wait ten minutes, wake
>him up and say, "It's time to go to bed now."