Asked self: was pederast?
Have renounced nominative pronouns in favor of Cheeverian epistolary style. Also definite slash indefinite articles. Most forms of punctuation.
Considering rejoining school literary magazine staff for purposes of padding resume when time comes to apply for copy editing slash proofreading slash fact checking position and grow tired of crap unskilled jobs. Have no skills otherwise to speak of. Dissecting prose and parroting.
Ideally would get paid to google all day. Will keep dreaming.
Reading slash squinting at James Joyce on the web for lack of learning curve. Excedrin remedies all.
Considering rejoining school literary magazine staff for purposes of padding resume when time comes to apply for copy editing slash proofreading slash fact checking position and grow tired of crap unskilled jobs. Have no skills otherwise to speak of. Dissecting prose and parroting.
Ideally would get paid to google all day. Will keep dreaming.
Reading slash squinting at James Joyce on the web for lack of learning curve. Excedrin remedies all.