If you need a good laugh then read this and laugh at my clumsiness

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So....since it has gotten so much colder my epic leg cramps have been happening on a way more frequent basis which sucks so much. Before it got cold I was taking my Flexeril once a day or not at all even though my prescription says take three a day. But like I said it is cold now and I am having to take them more often. Last night I had to take two and then I tried to go to the bathroom and I hurt myself lol. I was trying to sit on the toilet and somehow only my right butt cheek made it onto the seat but it was on the left side instead of the right which made me all off balance and I started to fall which I didn't want to do so I fought it and jerked and somehow managed to pull every muscle in my body and I think I may have even dislocated a rib but it could also possibly just be that the sudden jarring motion flared up my costochondritis. Sigh. I am sure that the whole thing would have been hysterical to see and even though it hurt like hell I was laughing really hard at myself, but now that several hours have passed and the pain is getting worse I don't think it's so funny.

These things only happen to Jensens.