I'm so over natural disasters. Victorian bushfires year before last, Christchurch earthquake last September, Queensland floods in December then the worst ones in January, followed up by Cyclone Yasi, bushfires around Perth, another earthquake in Christchurch...
I'm sick of single events having death tolls well into the hundreds, sick of entire cities, entire STATES, almost, being wiped out in one go.
You've had your fun, Nature, now fuck off and leave my hemisphere alone.
And d'you know what else? I'm sick of bloody Jooolya not having the money to fix Queensland--two years ago that sodding government gave $900 to pretty much everyone who paid tax. Did they not think to save anything for a rainy day? THIS is your fucking rainy day, Julia, and whaddaya know? There's no money saved for it. BLOODY GENIUS. Why do people vote Labor, omfg.
edit~ Oh, and the locust plague. I forgot to mention that one.