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so last night i lost my mind...
here are a few examples to prove it...
* kristen and i bringing the kitchen table onto the front lawn as a "gift" for kristens roomates, complete with chairs and kraft dinner waiting... they werent too happy
* turning into a clepto and walking out of a guys house with a chair cushion, vase, gel, roll of toliet paper... feeling bad about it.. putting the cushion in the tree... and the vase on a pole and painting an arrow pointing up under it just so that they werent confused as to where it was
* this guy being a really big jerk, so me seeking revenge by getting the toliet brush and touching all of the door handles in the house with it... and sticking the plunger to the mirror
* a guy asking us if we wanted a "cock sandwich without any bread" and me saying "I DONT EAT ROOSTER YO" and then having him say "oh so do you eat pussy" and me saying "NO I AM COMPLETELY A-SEXUAL"... and then screaming walking away screaming "YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING LEVI STRATUS JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* walking around with the broom and leaving it in the front bushes
* painting SV on kristen's car, recycling bin, tree, TV....
and if you dont believe me..
i think i've lost it.
here are a few examples to prove it...
* kristen and i bringing the kitchen table onto the front lawn as a "gift" for kristens roomates, complete with chairs and kraft dinner waiting... they werent too happy
* turning into a clepto and walking out of a guys house with a chair cushion, vase, gel, roll of toliet paper... feeling bad about it.. putting the cushion in the tree... and the vase on a pole and painting an arrow pointing up under it just so that they werent confused as to where it was
* this guy being a really big jerk, so me seeking revenge by getting the toliet brush and touching all of the door handles in the house with it... and sticking the plunger to the mirror
* a guy asking us if we wanted a "cock sandwich without any bread" and me saying "I DONT EAT ROOSTER YO" and then having him say "oh so do you eat pussy" and me saying "NO I AM COMPLETELY A-SEXUAL"... and then screaming walking away screaming "YOU ARE PROBABLY WEARING LEVI STRATUS JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
* walking around with the broom and leaving it in the front bushes
* painting SV on kristen's car, recycling bin, tree, TV....
and if you dont believe me..
i think i've lost it.