Simon says (for serious)

May 24, 2005 09:43

from me, you fucking slut hole mensch maschine.

Simon says "fold back your fucking gunt so I can feed you my felching face"

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Hm colmmoriarty May 25 2005, 02:16:09 UTC
Let's be friends!

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Re: Hm missdemeanor May 25 2005, 02:53:27 UTC
no one wants to be YOUR friend.

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Re: Hm colmmoriarty May 25 2005, 02:59:23 UTC
You know that thing you do on your livejournal? That thing where you're bitching and moaning and saying "fuck" alot?

I invented that, bitch.

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Re: Hm missdemeanor May 25 2005, 03:16:00 UTC
sure you did, slut-fuck.

just like you invented all your friends

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Re: Hm colmmoriarty May 25 2005, 03:20:44 UTC
But see the difference is that I grew out of it.

I'm just saying I want residules.

Like when you say "slut-fuck" you owe me a dollar.

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Re: Hm missdemeanor May 25 2005, 03:56:14 UTC
no making up rules in the middle of the game

and why do you want money? used to receiving it for your duties?

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Re: Hm colmmoriarty May 25 2005, 04:18:29 UTC
No, I use it to pay yo momma.

Are we still playing? This is the most fun I had since last night.

With yo momma.

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missdemeanor May 25 2005, 15:34:08 UTC
who's Yo Mamma?

that slut-fuck who just refuses to lay you?

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annanavi May 25 2005, 15:39:33 UTC
no, its you're mother who pays him to lay her.

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colmmoriarty May 25 2005, 21:33:30 UTC
Aw, don't play like that. You know I come over every night and fuck her for a couple Ding-dongs and a five spot.

She gives me the Ding-dongs and five-spot.

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Re: Hm annanavi May 25 2005, 05:37:16 UTC
Except me, you dicktarded cum hole.

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Re: Hm annanavi May 25 2005, 05:07:34 UTC
Okay, we're friends. I like your icon and anyone who insults missdemeanor is super fantastic happy good fun in my books.

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Re: Hm colmmoriarty May 25 2005, 05:38:40 UTC
Everyone who knows her must be super fantastic happy good fun in your books!

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Re: Hm annanavi May 25 2005, 05:41:46 UTC
Thats mostly true, except for her momma.

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Re: Hm colmmoriarty May 25 2005, 05:47:25 UTC
I like her momma...

when I have sex with her for money.

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Re: Hm annanavi May 25 2005, 05:49:07 UTC
Well, I guess for that you can't be blamed, just make sure you use lots and lots of protection. Who knows if thats where missdemeanor got the goot from.

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