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My kid, God bless him, is driving me fucking crazy today. He is just being such a TODDLER. I can't keep up with his antics. Digging in the cat box. Digging in the trashcan in the kitchen. Pulling on the sliding closet doors. Opening the cabinets that we don't have child-locked. Messing with electrical cords. Digging in the cat box again. Splashing in the toilet. Flinging all the books off the shelf all at once with a sweeping whoosh! gesture. Throwing the cushions off the chairs. Taking all the clothes out of his dresser drawers. Digging in the trash can again. Eating floor lint. Whacking the kitty in the head. Whining and flopping around on the floor on his back like a fish.
I AM ABOUT TO GIVE HIM TO THE GYPSIES. I am not even kidding.
I AM ABOUT TO GIVE HIM TO THE GYPSIES. I am not even kidding.