A couple of months ago
tearupthesky and I were goofing around in
her comments and started writing a Band of Jonas Brothers hooker AU commentfic, and we kind of never stopped? So now it's really long and a pain in the ass to read in the comments, so we gave it a title and made a community for it, as though it's real fic, even though it is really not. (Oh my God, you guys, it is so Idtastic and porny, and we haven't cleaned it up really at all from being comment fic so it starts all "I bet" and "auuuugh and then maybe" though eventually we stop doing that, and the POV switches all over the place, and it's completely unplanned although 90,000 words long at the moment so there is some meaaaaaandering.) It is also very much still a work-in-progress! We update it pretty much every day in the comments, but yeah. Sooo, uh, anyway, if you like hookerfic, here it is. Amazingly, the community name
hookerfic was untaken! What are the odds! Happy dirty hooker Valentine's Day!
Title:
This Magic Called RealAuthors:
tearupthesky and
annakovskyFandoms: Jonas Brothers/Band of Brothers aka Band of Jonas Brothers
Pairings: Nick Jonas/Dick Winters, Joe Jonas/Lewis Nixon
Rating: NC-17
Current length: 91,691 words
Warnings: Underage (age 16 -- oh Nick Jonas, you'll always be 16 in my heart), violence, hurt/comfort, daddy kink, mild BDSM, dub con, implied past noncon, minor offscreen character death, and hopefully not anything else we're forgetting
Summary: Nick and Joe Jonas are hookers, while Dick Winters and Lewis Nixon are beat cops. Nick gets pneumonia, sexy complications ensue.
For full information about the format and stuff, see the
community profile. To start reading the fic, go
here.